Abusive Birthday Balloons

Product Description

Smiles All Around ----- Nothing brings a smile to your face like a large cluster of balloons. These balloons have got something to say right back! Humorously abusive, these balloons will bring a smile to everyone's face and lots of laughter as well. Perfect for the guy who can't stop swearing, these funny balloons will give him a taste of his own medicine, in celebratory style. Pack of 12 / 4 Different Sayings ----- These black balloons come in a pack of twelve balloons each, with four different sayings. Enjoy the laughter when he encounters balloons greeting him with funny and abusive phrases such as: Happy F*cking Birthday, Worst Party Ever, F*ck You're Old and Old Bast*rd. ----- Delightfully horrible, these balloons will jump start any birthday party. You can use all ten balloons at one party, or share the wealth and split them up anyway you like. Some of the sayings will also suit other events like retirement parties, leaving a job party, and more! ----- High Quality - These balloons are high quality and will take a bit of a beating - almost as much of a beating as they dish out. Perfect for adult parties, you can fill these balloons with air (or helium for added high flying fun) and they will last a long time, delivering their message long after the party has finished. The guest of honour can take them home to remind him of how much his friends and family love him. It's just like a gift that keeps on giving! ----- Black As Death - Is there a gentleman in your life who's getting up there in years and needs a little bit of a reminder? These horrible and funny balloons are sure to get the job done. Cheerfully black, these balloons will be like a highly amusing death shroud that makes everyone happy. Give your party some life by reminding the guest of honour that he's one more year closer to the fate that awaits us all!

Features

• ✅ ABUSIVE PARTY BALLOONS - Give the men in your life an offensively good time with this generous 12 pack of swearing balloons.
• ✅ EXCELLENT GAG GIFT - Bring an irreverent smile to those fellows in your life who have a love of all things funny, abusive, and swearing.
• ✅ CONVERSATION STARTER - These funny balloons will get everyone talking the moment they enter the party room
• ✅ SUPRISE! - Was he expecting another hum drum birthday party? Surprise! These funny and abusive party balloons are perfect for a birthday roasting!
• ✅ F*CK YEAH - For the man who loves to swear, these swearing balloons will give as good as he's got. If he's the type of guy who loves to swear, these are the perfect party balloons for him!

Top Reviews

Perfect for the self loathing type!
by Barbie (5 out of 5 stars)
May 2, 2019

This was a whim buy from Amazon while I was looking for birthday decorations I could get next day. I purchased an air pump but wound up not using it...a few oh my own breaths did the trick (not sure if they were full or just a size I was happy with). Thick latex and easy to tie. I only had shipping tape on hand and I was worried I'd pop the balloon when I had to un-peel and re-stick it (because I wanted it to sit differently on the wall) but no issues whatsoever. I only used three and saved the rest. I set this up yesterday afternoon and everything looked exactly the same and was hanging perfectly when I left for work the next day.
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Good quality
by Greg Fleming (5 out of 5 stars)
April 29, 2019

Fun. Lettering is bold even when blown up all the way. Everyone at the party loved them.
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Great for parties!
by Kelly (5 out of 5 stars)
August 14, 2019

Ordered these for my brother's 29th birthday - he known for being a crabby old man so these were perfect. Everyone loved them - even him - and got a good laugh!
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Best Bday Balloons Ever
by KittyKat (5 out of 5 stars)
September 15, 2019

This fit right in with my over the hill party. Very sturdy material too. Didnt pop till i popped em on purpose. So many laughs
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Definitely for adults, but a great addition
by zsa mee (5 out of 5 stars)
September 1, 2019

Loved the balloons for the adult birthday party! Everyone loved the decor.
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Best.
by Rachael Anderson (5 out of 5 stars)
December 4, 2017

I always keep a stash of these in my purse. Perfect for finding out late that it's someones birthday and making them laugh.
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Fun and Humorous
by Andrea (5 out of 5 stars)
September 9, 2019

Love, love, love! These are absolutely the funnest and funniest balloons! A must have for any and all with a great sense of humor and fun personality!
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couldn't wait to use these!
by Amazon Customer (2 out of 5 stars)
February 26, 2019

I ordered these a few months ago for a party i hosted last weekend i was so excited and didn't want them to run out! I am so sad bc they only lasted a few hours- they were filled w helium and were ready to touch the ground a few hours later, just wished they lasted a little longer to enjoy them!
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Funny balloons!!
by Maddie Churchward (5 out of 5 stars)
September 16, 2019

Ordered these for a 30th birthday vacation and they were a hit! The birthday boy loved them and we had them taped to mirrors and the walls, so everyone got a little giggle throughout the day
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SURPRISE PARTY
by Mark Monaghan (5 out of 5 stars)
June 20, 2019

Surprise party. Everyone held up. So much fun.

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