Zero Fucks Coins

Product Description

Now you can literally give a sh*t, or two, with these bad-ass, high-quality, "tokens" of appreciation! Nothing says you give two shi*s like a couple steamy piles of corn-riddled s*it and a dog pressing out some hot natural self-serve. Whiny friends, bosses, co-workers, drunken strangers, significant others... No one is safe! If a picture is worth 1,000 words, this coin is surely worth Two *hits. . 10 Copper Color Coins 1.073 Inches in Diameter (Slightly larger than a U.S. Quarter) 14 Gauge in Depth (Slightly thicker than a U.S. Quarter) Inscribed "ANUS PLUMPSUM" FREE Shipping and Tracking for U.S. orders 100% Made in the USA

Features

• Note: This item is a novelty gag gift. It is not legal tender, not a form of currency, and has zero monetary value of any kind. Intended strictly for humor, display, gifting and entertainment purposes only.
• HILARIOUS NOVELTY GAG COINS – Finally, you can literally “give a sht”… or even two! These funny coins are the perfect way to add humor to any situation, guaranteed to get laughs from friends, co-workers, or unsuspecting strangers.
• PREMIUM QUALITY & DETAIL – Each coin is crafted with high-quality metal, and extreme attention to detail. They look even better in-hand than in photos!
• 10-COIN SET – Includes a pack of 10 heavyweight gag tokens, each measuring 1.073 inches in diameter (slightly larger than a U.S. quarter) and 14 gauge in depth (slightly thicker than a quarter) for a solid feel.
• PERFECT GIFT FOR ANY OCCASION – Whether it’s for April Fools’, birthdays, office pranks, Secret Santa, Christmas, or just because, these joke coins make a hilarious gift for friends, family, co-workers, or anyone who needs a laugh.
• MADE IN THE USA – 100% proudly designed and manufactured in the USA by ZFG Inc., ensuring high quality and authenticity. A fun adult novelty that doubles as a conversation starter!

Top Reviews

or have a REALLY bad server at a restaurant
by Alfred Davis Jr (5 out of 5 stars)
May 8, 2018

Hilarious coins I use when at the pool hall, joking with friends, or have a REALLY bad server at a restaurant. Size of coin is very comparable to a quarter and the thickness, weight and over condition of the metal seems like it will hold up for some time. Think i'll buy some more considering how fast i'm burning through them.
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Fast shipping
by Becky (5 out of 5 stars)
January 21, 2019

Funny as crap for gag gift.
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Great gag gift for coin collectors!
by DBarton (5 out of 5 stars)
December 12, 2017

Awesome! Everyone loves them! Extremely fast delivery.
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Five Stars
by Elisabeth K. (5 out of 5 stars)
December 19, 2017

These are hilarious, we cannot stop handing them out to people.
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So awesome!!
by ryan dellapenna (5 out of 5 stars)
February 15, 2018

Everyone loves them!
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) My favorite gag to play is to offer to toss a ...
by Michael A. Wilcoxen (5 out of 5 stars)
August 28, 2017

Bought these coins initially on their Kickstarter and within a week, I had given all of them away to friends (and even a couple of strangers!!!) My favorite gag to play is to offer to toss a coin when there is a fairly irrelevant argument between people... once I toss it, they ask what is the outcome... I just hand them the coin and walk away. Their reactions are PRICELESS! The coins are the highest quality and a ton of fun.
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Great quality ,quick delivery and just an all around fun product!
by ed hopcraft (5 out of 5 stars)
August 27, 2017

These coins are very well made ,incredible quality,amazing detail,and are loads of fun!! Delivery was swift,description was accurate. Was a minor mix up in quantity delivered,but the customer service was prompt and courteous in correcting the issue. I am very pleased with all three products and the service. I am definitely going to order more !
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If you give a poop, you must get these coins!!
by Pond Scum (5 out of 5 stars)
August 28, 2017

I am a coin collector, and I was very impressed with the quality of these coins. They are much closer to a real coin, than say an arcade token. They came in great condition, with virtually no bag marks or other distractions. They have great surfaces and strong strikes with great detail. Besides the quality of the coins, they are funny as poop! Great for family, friends, and co-workers, they are a fun way to get a good laugh!
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GAS coin
by Steve Johnson (5 out of 5 stars)
August 28, 2017

These coins are the best. I have 20 of these and give them away all the time.
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Five Stars
by tyggrr65 (5 out of 5 stars)
August 28, 2017

Quality and quick delivery

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