I Just Want to Drink Wine and Pet My Dog Ugly Christmas Sweater Funny Shirt

Product Description

This Christmas I only want to do two things: Drink wine and pet my dog. I don't need holiday office parties, xmas gatherings, caroling, shopping, bakings, or any of that holiday stuff.

Happy holidays from Crazy Dog Tshirts! Your loved ones will love finding one of our tees wrapped under the tree this year. Whether you celebrate Christmas, Hanukah, Kwanzaa or winter solstice, we have a tee for everyone! Drink some eggnog in one of our festive, ugly Christmas sweater tees at your xmas party and give a funny shirt as a white elephant or secret Santa present. Beat the cold and snow and bundle up in one of our cozy hoodies to kiss your loved one under the mistletoe. Expecting a baby this season? We have cute maternity tee shirts and baby rompers. Your whole family will be stylin' while taking a sleigh ride, building a snowman, or decorating your house with tinsel and holly.

Don't Sacrifice Comfort

At Crazy Dog T shirts, we've combined what everyone loves in a unisex crew neck sweatshirt: a comfortable fit and funny jokes. The best quality sweatshirts, super soft cotton and top of the line screen-print inks that stay vibrant and look great. Our cool pre-shrunk sweats mean a man (or a woman!) never has to worry about shrinkage. Our crew neck shirts will help you look stylish, feel warm and cozy, and be hilarious all at the same time! They're great geek gifts ideas for a nerd with a sarcastic sense of humor.

Your New Favorite Sweatshirt

The ultra soft cotton sweatshirts let you look great binging movies on the couch or walking the dog on a crisp fall day. Our experts have harvested the finest jokes, sarcastic quotes and movie references guaranteed to get a laugh. We print all our novelty tees, hoodies and nerdy tank tops in-house with state of the art equipment so it looks just as good when you first put it on as it does when your significant other pries it out of your hands. Sarcasm is our science in making funny sayings

Features

• SUPERIOR DESIGN: Crazy Dog T-shirt branded tees are designed and printed in the USA. We screen print our graphic tees with state of the art equipment to ensure vibrant colors and lasting durability. Our awesome funny shirts are the perfect gift for any occasion.
• NEW FAVORITE SHIRT: We have our tees manufactured to be the best super soft high quality shirts. Our vintage lightweight fitted tees are made from ringspun cotton to get that comfortable fit and feel. Our sarcastic tees have the funniest sayings, while hilarious they are cool at the same time and are perfect when you're binging movies on the couch or chillin at the gym.
• SATISFACTION GUARANTEED: Whether you're cute and adorable or sarcastic and nerdy, get ready to have fun with this graphic tee. Machine washable (wash/iron inside out in cold water/low heat, hang dry,). Larger sizes are available - 3XL 4XL and 5XL - for most novelty designs. If you are unsatisfied for any reason, we will provide an immediate exchange.
• TIS THE SEASON: Your family and friends will love finding this holiday gift wrapped under the tree. It's the perfect present from Santa or a great Xmas stocking stuffer for the most wonderful time of the year!
• COMFORTABLE SWEATSHIRT: This is a unisex crew neck sweatshirt with thick material guaranteed to keep all body types warm in colder weather. Check our other listings for this design in men's, women's, and youth shirts or other hilarious designs on hoodies and sweaters.

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