Witty Yeti Hilarious Bad Parking Cards Street Justice Edition 50 Pk 5X 10 Designs Perfect

Product Description

How many times have you asked yourself, "Is it really that hard?" as you try not to door-ding the terribly parked car next to yours? Whether you deputize yourself or give the gag gift of parking revenge, these bad parking cards will help win the war against arguably the simplest part of driving - parking the damn car.

The cards
• How many markers did you sniff as a kid to park this badly?
• I didn't realize assholes as big as you could fit into cars this small. Learn to park, douche.
• Thanks for parking so close, shitstain. Next time, leave me a can opener so I can get my fucking car out!
• You SUCK at parking.
• ISIS called. They love your parking job, you fucking terrorist.
• Like sex, parking is better with your eyes open. Well, sex with somebody other than you, at least
• This is the shittiest parking job I've seen all year! Go back to Driver's Ed, you fucking amateur!
• Fantastic parking, Dickwad. You really put your heart and soul into sucking this bad.
• This parking jobs is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever seen. At no point in your rambling, incoherent driving were you even close to anything that could be considered good parking. Everyone in this parking lot is now dumber for having witnessed this. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
• "This is a great parking job" - Satan
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Features

• NOT YOUR FATHER'S REVENGE CARDS! Idiots that can't park driving you crazy? Show those stupid double parking mother truckers how you really feel with our profanity filled, NSFW, vengeance note pack that'll really stick it to those aholes!
• PRANK THAT POORLY PARKED PUNK! It's like a fake parking ticket, but better! Slip a snarky note under their windshield wiper and dampen their day. The jokes on that dirty spot stealing, Jeep driving, jerk when they find your sassy citation!
• GUARANTEED FOR LIFE. We offer a No-Nonsense Lifetime Satisfaction Guarantee on all of our Witty Yeti gag gifts and novelty sets. If at any point you're not 100% happy, just send us an email, and we promise to make it right!
• BULK PACK = MASSIVE PAYBACK. Patrol the parking lot and deliver justice with 50 cards with 10 different sayings. Did that a hole at the store with the BMW steal your parking spot? Get even with that moron using our funniest raunchy cards.
• THE ULTIMATE SECRET SANTA GAG GIFT FOR NAUGHTY DRIVERS. Share laughs with friends when you break these out at the White Elephant Christmas party. They're also amazing birthday presents for the men and women road-ragers in your life.




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