Dancing with Jesus Book

Product Description

Are you cursed with two left feet? Are your dance moves unrighteous? Do you refrain from getting down lest others judge you cruelly? Fear not. Salvation is at hand.

Singing hymns of praise is standard practice-now it's time to set your feet a-tapping with a collection of original dance moves inspired by Jesus and the likes of Moses and John the Baptist. Dances include: the Water Walk, the Temptation Tango, the Judas Hustle, and The Apostolic Conga. Each dance move is outlined with: how to, inspiration, and an illustration. Slyly irreverent but ultimately festive, Dancing with Jesus is illustrated in full color. Best of all, two of the dances are animated for full effect by a lenticular cover and last-spread finale, making this a truly one-of-a-kind novelty item!

As the Bible says in Ecclesiastes, there is, "A time to weep, a time to laugh, a time to mourn, a time to dance."

Top Reviews

Most humans don't realize what a terrible dancer Jesus is
by Jehovah God (5 out of 5 stars)
November 11, 2014

Hi, mortals!

Most humans don't realize what a terrible dancer Jesus is. Which is why I love this book. Each page lovingly explores in detail just how badly Jesus dances.

I mean seriously, it's pathetic. He's the lamest and whitest dancer in the history of lame white dancing. That's right, he's doing the Carlton on the cover.

I encourage everyone to get this book so you can laugh at My Son's 'dancing' as well.

Love,

God
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HOLY ROCK N ROLLY!!!
by Ron (5 out of 5 stars)
January 8, 2013

He may have holes in his feet but he does NOT have any holes in his game! Watch Jesus turn water and wine into a Yahweh part-ay. I recommend everyone to read this book and urge the church to amend the bible and add this gospel of funk. If you want to see miracles, then you need to see how Jesus turns Jew lepers into two-steppers.
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Brings Christians and atheists together to laugh in good fun
by rls139 (5 out of 5 stars)
March 12, 2019

This book is hilarious in a fun-loving sort of way. I'm an atheist, but I just had to buy this for my Christian mother. Both of us found it to be a funny little book. She didn't find it disrespectful to Christianity at all. Definitely use your best judgment about the potential gift recipient when it comes to their sense of humor and open-mindedness, but I think this would make a great and fun gift for the good-humored Christian in your life.
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Silly, Fun, Hilarious Novelty Book for the Jesus-lover or dancer!
by KLO29 (5 out of 5 stars)
March 19, 2017

This is genius! Hilariously packed with "dances" that are silly AND could actually help someone with two left feet! The hologram cover adds to the gloriousness of this book. Cardboard pages are durable. If you love Jesus and/or love dancing or need some tips and a good laugh, GET THIS! You won't regret it!
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Jesus HAS to love this book...
by KPoss (5 out of 5 stars)
November 2, 2014

So. Much. Fun.

My friends and I not only tried some of the moves, but got an amazing ab workout because we laughed so hard. Pretty sure Jesus was laughing with us...
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NOT FOR LITTLE CHILDREN!
by Amazon Customer (2 out of 5 stars)
May 7, 2019

This book has a picture of Judas with a rope around his neck. Considering how impressionable young children are it is very disturbing! I bought it for my little nephews but after seeing that picture, I don't dare give it to them! Obviously, who ever illustrated this book has no children or a clue about what is appropriate for the little people! Don't give this to children under 15! By then, hopefully they will know better and understand what the picture is trying to convey!
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Great gag gift
by Frank Kennedy (5 out of 5 stars)
November 2, 2017

Great gag gift - might offend the super-religious but for the right friend its a hilarious gag gift.
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Funny for all
by Katy Dorfschmidt (5 out of 5 stars)
December 7, 2013

I bought this for my boyfriend's mother who is a pastor. She also takes weekly dance lessons so I thought this was fitting. The holographic cover is fun and the book is so funny. I hope she will like it. I was worried the book could be offensive, but it really isn't. It is funny for both the skeptical and religious.
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Its a fun gag gift
by Roger Wilco (4 out of 5 stars)
August 10, 2018

Really small and its the size of a kids book. I slipped it in the kids reading rack outside the church down the road. Im going to hell now for sure.
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Great for a youth group leader.
by Denise Conyers (5 out of 5 stars)
March 4, 2019

I bought this for a gag gift for my son-in-law who is a worship leader. It's pretty funny watching grown kids trying to replicate the moves in this book. Best of all, nothing is disrespectful about this book, only good clean fun.

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