Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

Product Description

While sex is one of our basic needs, the diversity of reasons to engage in it staggers the libido. Clarify your motivation with a checklist that indicates every reason possible for doing it, from actual desire to boredom to lack of self-control. Then clear off the kitchen table and let the fun begin!

• A hilarious present for bachelors, bachelorettes, and significant others
• Accurate whether you're in it for love or money
• 6 x 9 inches, 60 sheets

Features

• Clarify your motivation with this hilarious checklist that indicates every reason possible for doing it, then clear off the kitchen table and let the fun begin!
• 6 x 9 inches, 60-page notepad
• A hilarious present for bachelors, bachelorettes, and significant others
• Accurate whether you’re in it for love or money
• Knock Knock is an independent maker of clever gifts, books, and whatever else they can think up; their mission is to bring humor, creativity, and smarts to everyday life

Top Reviews

Hilarious
by Fergie2.0 (5 out of 5 stars)
February 27, 2018

Okay okay... I got these for my husband as a joke and kind of just a filler in his Christmas stocking. These things are hilarious. You can check off reasons why you want to have sex and the reasons are cute, real, and just down right hilarious. It gives us a good laugh before go time lol
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One minor issue...
by Bradley R. Davis (5 out of 5 stars)
May 25, 2019

Well, first off, these note pads are great. But this one, the sex one, is brilliant. The only thing which could make it funnier is if the pad contained exactly 69 pages.
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Does the job effectively
by Joyce S. Lee (5 out of 5 stars)
April 14, 2017

This is used regularly in my house. We even got "Approved" and "Denied" stamps to go with the gag. It's a great way to get a laugh from my husband.
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One difference between the one pictured and the one I received
by Rachael (4 out of 5 stars)
September 4, 2019

This pad is hilarious and I love all the reasons you can check off. However, the four bigger options on the bottom of the pad in the picture on amazon say "I Won't Beg", "Please", "Pretty Please", "With Sugar On Top"

The ones at the bottom on the pad I received say "Please", "Pretty Please", "I'll Pay You", "Or Else"

I would have definitely preferred the copy without "Or Else"
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Perfect for Newlyweds!
by Amazon Customer (5 out of 5 stars)
February 11, 2018

These are so fun! We love knock knock pads and knew this would be a great addition to our collection. We get these for newly married couples to give them a little more fun, too! So many crazy reasons!
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Disappointed.
by SHollier (3 out of 5 stars)
April 19, 2019

Would probably be a fun item like all other Knock Knock items. Only problem is that the entire pages are printed so light in color that you can't read the words.
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Fun way to express yourself!
by Alyssa (5 out of 5 stars)
January 1, 2019

There are so many options on this checklist that allow you to be totally thorough! A fun way to spice things up and surprise your partner.
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Lots of fun! Just a little bit hard to read
by David F (4 out of 5 stars)
September 3, 2018

I bought this as a gag gift that turned out to be a big PLUS for me with my wife!! It's quite fun, or at least she thinks so, and I benefit for sure!! Just a little hard to read for the older peeps like me, especially with the red - at least for me. Will buy again once we go through all the pages!!
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Be careful what you ask for, you just might get it:)
by Charli Keen (5 out of 5 stars)
March 12, 2018

It is what it is.. Reasons to have intimacy lol. Guess I was looking poorly for more of a 365 reasons to.. Like a reason to celebrate everyday ;} either way... It gets the point across
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Bf used it about 3 times then we both forgot ...
by Tabitha,Top Contributor: Aquascaping (4 out of 5 stars)
April 10, 2017

Bf used it about 3 times then we both forgot about it. :') The many different reasons you can choose are so silly and cute to look through though.

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