Proper Etiquette for the Modern Degenerate

Product Description

Mr. Manners: Proper Etiquette for the Modern Degenerate is a politically incorrect, satirical manual to living right while doing all the wrong things. If you ever wanted to live on the edge but are afraid of the repercussions of societal judgment, just follow Mr. Manners’ advice and learn how to cross the line while still being viewed as a gentleman. You will be an upwardly mobile sinner in minutes! Embrace your manhood and learn how to pursue all of the higher arts via etiquette. Mr. Manners makes a martyr out of himself so that you may learn from his wisdom. Think that as a white man it’s wrong to use the N-word in public? Wrong! Mr. Manners shows you the etiquette for overcoming this common misconception. Got a girl pregnant and fear that you are going to lose your freedom? Let Mr. Manners show you how to finagle your way out of this inconvenient bind whilst still maintaining your gentleman-like demeanor. Want to have a threesome with a buddy and a lower-level hussy but don’t know how to deal with two bananas and one clam? Let Mr. Manners show you how to remain straight in a gay situation. Think you may have an STD? Don’t let traditional medicine dictate your decision making process. Mr. Manners will lead you to homeopathic well being. Ever thought of dating a prostitute but fear occupational hazards? It’s not as bad as you think and Mr. Manners shows you that it may be financially rewarding as well! Mr. Manners will teach you how to survive a night in jail, how to have rough sex without accidentally murdering your online date, how to drink and drive without getting caught and a plethora of other actions that could be macabre, but are merely by-products of being a gentleman. So curl up with this book and a drink and realize you’re not a piece of white trash like the media would have you believe… You are a gentleman!

Top Reviews

Top Shelf, Anti-PC, Satirical Feast
by Klaxworm (5 out of 5 stars)
April 13, 2014

Aaron Berg has long been one of Canada's top comedians, writers and performers... and his debut book is nothing short of cover to cover proof of why that's the case. From teaching those of us who have never paid for a prostitute just the right way to do it, to more obscure chapters like "Proper etiquette for dealing with a woman who thinks that she is way hotter than she is because she lives in a neighborhood densely populated with Dominican immigrants" - each chapter is packed with Berg's always ridiculous personal experiences, peppered with intelligence and a flippant use of language that will make you laugh (or run to your nearest feminist blogger and demand his head on a pike.) Love it or hate it, you can't deny that Berg is a force to be reckoned with in this medium, as he has been in everything he's ever done. If nothing else, it's unique, and if you can take a joke, or are yourself a degenerate, it's quite simply one of the funniest books you'll ever read.
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wrong, so very wrong
by Rico (5 out of 5 stars)
March 9, 2015

Totally inappropriate and absolutely hilarious. The nonsensical vignettes about sex, relationships, and other essentials are presented with extreme moral ambiguity and not to be taken seriously... although, some of the advice is actually bordering on helpful. If you are easily offended, stay away from this book. However, if you are easily offended, this might be the perfect book for you to read.
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good book.
by Lilian700 (5 out of 5 stars)
September 25, 2016

I found it to be pretty funny and definitely entertaining. The comedy style is rather lewd which will have your eyes glued to the pages or phone screen in this case since it is an E-book. It is a nice little read for when you have nothing much to do the book itself is only about 300 pages which can take about 3 to four hours of your time.
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Hilarious!
by SamD (5 out of 5 stars)
April 14, 2014

I saw a live show of the author, Aaron Berg, while in NYC. He is a great performer! I bought his book in hopes that it would be just as funny. Aaron definitely delivered on the laughs and didn't disappoint my expectations. The book is hilarious! Not for the faint of heart. Can't wait for the next one!
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Just the living balls. ! !
by Richard (5 out of 5 stars)
March 17, 2015

This was written with such great alacrity that I am now on my back being driven to the local ER for a ruptured something or other down there. Aaron, you hit a grand slam this time ! Well almost,it seems us losers forgot to run the bases because we were flat on our raunchy asses
laughing ! Thanks so much , you are an original. Yours truly, Ricky Ricky.
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The funniest book I have read in a long time ...
by jj14905 (5 out of 5 stars)
April 21, 2015

The funniest book I have read in a long time! I laughed out loud throughout the entire thing.

Definately not for those that have a stick up their butt and can't see the humor in life.
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Buy This Book
by Paul Fiorenza (5 out of 5 stars)
April 17, 2019

Absolutely hilarious book. I've never laughed out loud from reading a book as much as I did from Mr. Manners.
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Hilarious
by Beyondb619 (5 out of 5 stars)
May 23, 2015

Interesting and funny, with a short 3-4 page excerpt on various random topics, it was well worth the read. A bit gritty, sexist? Well yes it is, but in today's day & age i think anyone male or female would enjoy getting a good laugh out of this
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A bit blue
by pizaul (3 out of 5 stars)
May 29, 2015

Sometimes hateful, sometimes humorous, thought it did a good job of embodying the modern degenerate, even if the humor of such a position sometimes seemed lost in, well, degeneration.
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not worth my time
by Wsadap (2 out of 5 stars)
July 11, 2015

Found it boring. Others may find this kind of humor funny but I did not.

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