A Gronking to Remember

Product Description

Leigh has a serious problem. And it’s driving a “spike” between her and her husband Dan.

When Leigh wanders into the room where her husband and his friends are watching a football game, her life changes forever, because at that exact moment, NFL’s one-man wrecking ball, Rob Gronkowski of the New England Patriots, scores a touchdown and does his patented “Gronk Spike”—his notorious monster smashing of a football. When the ball shoots into the stratosphere, Leigh’s heart goes apitter-patter and she becomes seriously turned on.

Now normally-sheepish Leigh can’t stop thinking about it. She’d never given a second thought to football, but now the primal power of the Gronk Spike, and this raw monster of a man, Rob Gronkowski, is all that she wants, and she’ll stop at nothing until the romance of a lifetime is hers!

Find out the lengths people will go to fulfill their fantasies in this super-sexy, sex-filled story of wanton lust with a super-sexy, sex-filled happy ending.

If you read one book about Rob Gronkowski this year, make it "Growing Up Gronk.” But if you read two books about Rob Gronkowski this year, make the second one “A Gronking to Remember!"

Warning: Contains some sexually graphic scenes as well as the misuse of American footballs that will leave you wet, hard and everything in between. Sports!

Top Reviews

I Craved More Gronking
by Jake (5 out of 5 stars)
January 4, 2015

When you are a connoisseur of Patriots tight-end themed erotica like I am, it has been a long, dry period these past few years. Of course, the pinnacle of the genre--2011's "A Tale of Two Tight Ends" is unlikely to have a sequel written (unless it's prison-based...idea!). So I've had to muck about with subpar offerings from fans of other teams. "Doinking Connor Barth", "A Teddy for Bridgewater", even the highly acclaimed "Giving Aaron Rodgers (Cheese)Head"...none of these measure up when you are a die-hard Pats jacker like I am.

That's why "A Gronking to Remember" is so refreshing. It's a 9-route into my heart and loins. It's as if Ms. Noonan gazed into my wanting soul and delivered exactly the sort of sweaty Gronk-pounded jizzfest that all Pats fans can be proud of and indeed embrace. The plotting is intricate--you will never believe how (and how often) Gronk gets all up in that badonk-a-donk! And when Gronk "spikes" the "football" on her "face" and in her "eye", it's nothing short of technical mastery. The characterization is also fantastic. Just like a regular season game in London, the journey is long and arduous, but this book will probably have more fans and is more fulfilling.

So whether you're a New England housewife looking to spice things up, another closeted Pats fan looking for some good spank material (no judging), or Roger Goodell lying sleepless in a lonely New York hotel room again, this book has all the satisfying Gronking you'd ever want and need. You will laugh, you will cry, you will wish that NFL players didn't have legal protections over their names, images and likenesses. HIGHLY recommended.
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The Iliad of Our Time
by Brendan (5 out of 5 stars)
January 4, 2015

The western canon is scattered with watershed works of literature penned by American authors...add A Gronking to Remember to that list. With this book - nay, this work of art - Lacey Noonan has truly catapulted herself, however knowingly, into the pantheons of greatest American authors (F. Scott Fitzgerald, Mark Twain, etc.), greatest female American authors (Willa Cather, Toni Morrison, etc.), and greatest humans (Jesus, Julius Caesar, etc.) to have ever set foot on this great Earth we call home.

Lacey Noonan has an uncanny ability to elevate simple words and images to unforeseen heights through basic literary device. Consider this excerpt, which felt truly like Lacey was confronting Shakespeare head on, staring him down, shaking her flabby arm and saying "Hey Billy, look what I can do!" : "On the TV I watched the large man spazz out with joy. He was surrounded by his teammates, mere munchkins by comparison. They surrounded him like supplicants around a holy mountain, but he scattered them away." Never again, dare I say, will we see such brazen and undeniably successful magic make its way onto an ebook page.

Years hence, as the human race crumbles and mere shreds of our cultural fabric remain for other beings to discover, I would feel confident in saying that A Gronking to Remember would do satisfactory justice to the artistic heights achieved during our collective time here. This should be required reading for men and women of all ages. I joyfully look forward to the day when this is printed in every language so that it can be enjoyed by all nations as a universal testament of our shared human experience. If such a galvanizing force has ever existed or will ever exist, we have discovered it in the graceful words of Lacey Noonan. A sincere thank you to The Dishes Are Done, Man publishers to taking a chance on an unknown author and allowing her to channel whichever god speaks through her. We have been blessed beyond belief.
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I wanted more Gronk
by Andy (2 out of 5 stars)
January 7, 2016

Yes, the story of a woman so sheltered she knows nothing of football, including who the Patriots are. One look at Gronk spiking the ball sends her into hyper masterbation mode. It's 60 pages of Gronk inspired clit flicks. I would never call this erotic, but humorous yes. Very humorous.

Oddly, not the worst published fan fiction I've read as this author can tell a story and form a sentence. But I don't think it's worth the price charged as it's only 60 pages.
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Ridiculously bad, in the best way possible
by Kaelyn (4 out of 5 stars)
February 23, 2015

This book is just so ridiculous, but as a Pats fan and a Gronk enthusiast I felt that it merited the short read and a couple bucks. This will definitely be passed around my circle of friends and has already been brought out at parties for a good laugh. I loved hearing Gronk read a passage at his press conference before the Superbowl -- hysterical!
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Funny Gag Gift!!
by Kelly (5 out of 5 stars)
January 20, 2016

Bought this as a gag gift for my mother for Christmas. As die-hard Patriots fans, as well as avid book lovers, we both cracked up when she opened this. It's clearly not a book to be taken seriously, but the humor value alone was worth it!!
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Absolutely hilarious!
by midwestgirl (4 out of 5 stars)
March 12, 2017

Over the top satire of sports/rejuvenating a marriage romance. I read portions out loud to my husband and he was cracking up too. Totally worth the $3!
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Great gift.
by Fruticoselake (5 out of 5 stars)
June 28, 2019

I bought this for a rabid Patriots fan and didn't see him for several days after.
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Five Stars
by Rachelle Lauri (5 out of 5 stars)
September 10, 2015

5 stars. Would Gronk again!
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I'm glad I got my copy while I was able to
by Magentie (5 out of 5 stars)
July 22, 2015

What is there to say about this gem? Worth the hype for sure, I'm glad I got my copy while I was able to!
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Interesting
by Nicole (5 out of 5 stars)
February 4, 2015

I didn't know what to expect when reading this but, surprisingly it was a fun read. Who knew Gronk can turn on ladies like that!

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