Everybody Poops 410 Pounds a Year

Product Description

Discover fascinating facts about the human digestive system (and poop!) in this illustrated bathroom gift book for adults parodying the world-famous children's book.

ONCE UPON A TIME . . . when you were little, you learned that everyone poops. But did you ever discover how much? Well, sit down on that cold porcelain throne and get ready to laugh your butt off at the most amazing, hilarious, need-to-go facts on the one thing everyone does--but nobody talks about. Filled to the rim with piles of fascinating dirty fun, this illustrated kids' book for grown-ups answers all the questions you never thought to ask:

•How do astronauts poop in space?
•Where does poop go after you flush?
•Why can I see the corn but not the chicken?
•Can I light my poop on fire?
•Who invented the first flushing toilet?
•What's the poop on Michael Jackson, Elvis and John Wayne?

Top Reviews

This is the perfect gift for someone who enjoys bathroom humor
by Shiloh (5 out of 5 stars)
January 18, 2018

My dad is basically a twelve year old in a sixty year olds body, so poop jokes are definitely his thing. This is the perfect gift for someone who enjoys bathroom humor! The pictures are colorful and there are tons of facts about crap, which is cool if you're into that sort of thing. Happy with this purchase.
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Not for young kids, which is just strange
by Lisa Taylor (1 out of 5 stars)
June 3, 2019

I would certainly think a child of 10 or so would not be scared poop on the toilet. There IS NO WAY POSSIBLE this book is for a 3-4 yr old, rather a 9+ yr old.

The book goes between 2 stories in addition to it being entirely too complex.

Not sure how this past the sniff test ( no pun intended) with the author, editors and publishers. Its a topic for toddlers written in a format for much much older kids, who I would hope dont have issues of being scared to poop!
1 star
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This is a great collection of facts
by Darran (5 out of 5 stars)
January 23, 2016

This is a great collection of facts, stories, and humorous tidbits about everyone's favorite topic. I purchased this for my wife as kind of a gag gift for Christmas, but we both ended up reading through it, and it's earned a permanent spot on our coffee table. I'd highly recommend
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Lots of funny facts about poop.
by Cheap Chrissy (5 out of 5 stars)
November 6, 2015

Bought this as a Christmas gift for my father-in-law, who talks about his poop all the time. It is hilarious as a coffee-table book - so funny that my inlaws' house guests took it to bed with them and they were up laughing half the night.
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Crappy. This book is what you would expect it ...
by jessica hutter (5 out of 5 stars)
March 15, 2017

I just had to fill out the weirdest questionnaire to submit this review. LOL. "How would you describe the characters?". In one word? Crappy. This book is what you would expect it to be. Bought it as a silly gift for my brother.
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Pleasantly Surprised
by Rebekah Walker (4 out of 5 stars)
August 22, 2015

I bought this as a gag gift for my husband's birthday, playing on his typical potty humor and the "Everybody Poops" Elmo stuff he'd bought for our daughter. I half expected to be reprimanded when he opened it (in front of his whole family) but he loved it! The book was cute, and surprisingly informational for something I imagine was written for fun. Between him and our preteen nephew, it's gotten a lot of mileage, so in my case it was worth the buy.
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This was one of the best ones I've gotten
by pprbckwrtr (5 out of 5 stars)
March 6, 2015

As a tradition my sisters and I often get "poo themed" gifts for each other for Christmas. This was one of the best ones I've gotten. We have already exhausted all the "What's Your Poo Telling You" items, and this one is even better than those. The colored "stool comparison chart" was a big laugh maker. Definitely recommend. Very informative as well.
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<3
by Amber Ericson (5 out of 5 stars)
April 5, 2019

It's a funny decal. It did arrive "on time" but it was not prime, so it did take longer than I am used to. Otherwise, adorable! We are the owners of four happy goats (two of which just turned one year old!)
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Book looks like crap because of poor shipment.
by Amazon Customer (1 out of 5 stars)
June 22, 2019

Sorry i had great intentions for this book but one start because it arrived in horrible condition. Not sure if it got wet or something. It makes me sad when you pay money for something and they just give you trash.
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FUNNY, CLEVER & a good read too
by Parchedman (5 out of 5 stars)
January 4, 2016

GREAT VALUE ... funny, factual and just a good, quick read that makes you keep reading and not put it down. The illustrations and wording are well thought out, clever and attention grabbing. I learned so much about things I either took for granted or were wrongly informed. This book would be a great gift. Either as a gag or as a legitimate present for just about anyone. The world would be a better place if people read books of this style (not necessarily the subject matter) periodically. The book's pages should be numbered next time.

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