The Zombie Night Before Christmas

Product Description

The classic Christmas poem re-imagined and reanimated! ‘twas the night before Christmas And all through the house The zombies were stirring…

Why worry about the Grinch when you’ve got ZOMBIES on the attack! Their prey? America’s best-loved Christmas poem. Get ready to have a holly jolly zombie holiday with this monstrously funny mash-up that subverts all that tiresomely good Christmas cheer. Clement C. Moore’s verses are tweaked and twisted, turning a once-cozy fireside read-aloud on its (now brainless) head. To complete the sacrilege: hilarious renderings of zombie stockings (undead legs!) hung by the chimney with care, and St. Nick attempting to repel a full-out, flesh-devouring zombie attack. One thing’s for sure—Santa and his eight tiny reindeer will never be the same!

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Top Reviews

Hilarious!
by LuckOtheIrish (5 out of 5 stars)
December 14, 2011

I bought this book as a "gag gift" for my husband. It came in today and I've been getting a kick out of it. The quality of the book is great. It has funny drawings and is over-all a great purchase for the zombie obsessed!
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Felt like something different this year. ......
by MattieD (5 out of 5 stars)
November 30, 2015

Can't wait to share this with our quirky family this year. Very happy :-)
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Night of the Living Santa
by JD0666 (4 out of 5 stars)
December 18, 2012

Ever wonder what would happen if Santa Claus was a zombie? Sure you did! This book does for Clement Moore what zombies did for Jane Austin. If you enjoyed Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, then you'll like The Zombie Night Before Christmas.
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buy it!
by jeffsbunny (5 out of 5 stars)
December 13, 2012

bought for my husband who is a HUGE zombie fan as a little joke for christmas

he loved it

fast shipping

great story played from originial

illustrations are fantastic

buy it!
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funny
by Stanclan (3 out of 5 stars)
January 8, 2015

Quick read but they liked it. Not much to the story but than again neither is the original story.
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Five Stars
by pierrette (5 out of 5 stars)
February 11, 2016

i love this book
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This is pretty cool!
by Katherine Hill (5 out of 5 stars)
June 6, 2013

This book is pretty cool for a zombie lover like my husband lol...Im excited to give this to him as an early Christmas present :)
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Great gift
by CherryLynn18 (5 out of 5 stars)
January 4, 2013

My husband and best friend are zombie fanatics. It's a cute twist on a classic tale that any zombie lover would appreciate.
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if you love Classic Xmas tales and Zombies then this is for you
by K.D. (5 out of 5 stars)
December 10, 2012

Super funny book. If you love Christmas stories and you also love zombies then this book is for you. It combines them both

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