Make it rain in your shower with this adorably sexy stripper sloth shower curtain. But be warned, when Lisa the sloth takes to the stage she's anything but lazy. This head turning sloth has sultry moves and loves to climb - for the money.

Kick the party into high gear by hyping people up with some high octane booze served in these flashing shot glasses. As soon as the liquor hits the bottom of the shot glass, the bright flashing lights activate to get you into the party spirit - or p

Look around. You may not know it, but at this very moment you're surrounded by idiots, and the "Idiots Are Everywhere" book will help you identify them. Filled with anecdotes and helpful tips about these clueless individuals, you'll become a pro at s

Catch some cancerous sun rays and enjoy the water while you socialize with bestest buddies on the ten person circular float. The float's circular shape works perfectly for talking to others and also features a large central mesh deck for additional s

Learn about what you're actually putting into your mouth with the humorous and educational "Everything I Want To Do Is Illegal" book. This informative read illustrates how bureaucrats control the food industry, favoring industrial, global corporate f

Get serious about the production quality of your homemade sex tapes with this ultra high resolution 4K camera. Featuring a built in touchscreen that lets you monitor and change settings as you shoot, it provides an unparalleled level of quality.

Babies - everyone hates them and no one knows why we make them - but what can we do to silence them while they use their vocal cords like a wounded velociraptor crying out for reinforcements? The answer is simple: insert the "mute button" pacifier.

Fool everyone into thinking you're packing heat with the revolver gun knife. Cleverly disguised as a classic revolver - complete with hardwood handle and sheriff's badge - it folds out into a unique knife as functional as it is decorative.

When Wall-E isn't helping fat people off floaties, he's helping light your home. With the flick of a switch, the Wall-E lamp shines bright and lights up your child's imagination, creating a relaxing environment in any part of the home.