What a fun way to track your world travels, or clever gift for your favorite ostentatious globetrotter with a mild gambling compulsion! One side of the 16.5" x 12" map is covered in a metallic patina that scratches off...

Our current Secretary of State and former First Lady certainly has her hands full these days. Fortunately her legs are free. And what better way to set them to purpose than busting nuts. Er... cracking balls. Wait...

To the dismay of chickens everywhere, we've been brow-beaten with the idea that breakfast is the most important meal of the day. And, while that is certainly debatable, it's definitely in the top three. Unfortunately...

Those nights of binge eating and the haunting lure of a fridge filled with simple carbs and trans fats? Send them to their metaphorical death. Die leftover deep dish pizza! See how you like it in your gut, cookie dough...

Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead? Naw, I'm doing just fine, Clark. And you'll be doing just fine too with these replica glass...

I have to admit, I don't watch Dexter. But, I know he's a serial killer by day and a funeral home director by night. Wait... maybe I have that reversed and confused. It's Michael Anthony Hall at least right? Wait... Uh...

You're probably not going to fool your poli sci professor or law enforcement officers with this gimmick, but the Rx label will help authenticate your use of the term "medicine" as a synonym for "whiskey" when responding...

I'll skirt the obvious meat pounder jokes here. I do see a pretty nifty dual purpose tool though. I've never tenderized meat before cooking it, but this looks like it might make the job sort of fun. And, if someone breaks...

If you're like most people, the holidays drive you to drink. Predominantly hard liquor and predominantly straight up. This creates the perception that you are depressed, unstable, an alcoholic, or, worst of all, a Grinch....