Butt Buoys

Product Description

Q: What is a Butt Buoy? A: A Butt Buoy is an anchor marker buoy, with a sense of humor. Q: Is the Butt Buoy Inflatable? A: Yes, the Butt Buoy is inflatable, for easy storage. Q: Can the Butt Buoy be left inflated? A: Yes, the Butt Buoy is made of high quality PVC, and can be left inflated. It is best to remove the bathing suit during storage, so It stays clean. Q: How do I inflate my Butt Buoy? A: The Butt Buoy is best inflated with a hand pump. (like a basketball pump, also remember to moisten the needle!) Q: Can the Butt Buoy be inflated with an air compressor? A: Yes, but it is not recommended, as the Butt Buoy inflates rather quickly. And you never want to over inflate. Q: What happens if I over inflate my Butt Buoy? A: The Butt Buoy will lay on it's side and will not float as it is intended. Q: How much should I inflate my Butt Buoy? A: The Butt Buoy floats best when it is barely inflated. The Bottom of the Butt Buoy should look flat. Like the bottom of a rubber ducky. Q: How should I clean my Butt Buoy? A: Your Butt Buoy should be cleaned with a mild detergent and warm water. (Simple Green works great!) Q: Can I change the bathing suit on my Butt Buoy? A: Yes! Q: Are there any other uses for my Butt Buoy? A: Yes, people have used the Butt Buoy to hold their swimming pool thermometers in their swimming pools and spas. Q: What size is the Butt Buoy? A: The Butt Buoy is approximately 12" in diameter and 8" tall. Q: Does the Butt Buoy come with a bathing suit? A: Yes, you get your choice of color when you order! You can also attach any suit for a custom look!

Features

• Get your butt in the water with these playful and attention grabbing buoys!
• Butt Buoys are REAL marker buoys with a REAL sense of humor!
• The PERFECT gift for the guy who has everything - it's a real "Crack-Up!"
• Guaranteed to make your boat or PWC stand out in a crowd!
• This is the attention-getting boating novelty that is sure to get a laugh!

Top Reviews

We have renamed ours the "Pirate Booty"! Finally a anchor buoy worthy of a Pirate Ship!
by Watertime (5 out of 5 stars)
June 27, 2016

When sailing the seas of Lake St Clair aboard the Mystic Maiden there is only one buoy that that shows our true fun loving nature and that is the Butt Buoy! We actually had to put ours under lock and key and chain it to the anchor to keep all the scalawags from trying to walk off with her! Also turns out that just about any bikini bottom works on her as well so we are never at a loss for changing her up!

Nothing worse than stubbing your toe on an anchor. With the size of the anchor we have to keep the ship from floating away we used to just use a old life jacket to mark our anchor. Now with Butt Buoy we have an anchor buoy worthy of the Mystic Maiden!
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Everything was fine once I let some air out
by Jay R. Swedblom (4 out of 5 stars)
July 10, 2017

It's as tacky as I had wanted it to be. Who could ask for more? I didn't realize when I ordered that the bikini bottoms are actually a real pair, not a stencil. That's right people, you can change them out for other pairs if you are so inclined. There are all kinds of warnings about not over-inflating as it won't float correctly. I managed to ignore those completely and sure enough, it didn't float upright, and also made it hard to put the panties on. Everything was fine once I let some air out. You will need a ball needle to fill it. We use the buoys to keep boaters a safe distance from the docks on the lake. It seems everyone is now getting a butt buoy!
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Do Not Over Inflate!
by John (4 out of 5 stars)
July 16, 2017

Arrived as promised date. This is a good quality made buoy which is just like your regular fender material. Bikini bottoms can be interchanged with any other bottom of your choice. The reason for the 4 star and not 5 star is does not float upright. I did try to deflate some of the air to where it has hardly any air in it at all and still seems to lay on its side. Possibly I have a defective one??? Will try to play around with the amount of air another day. I just may add a small fishing sinker if all else fails to get the buoy upright...no biggie. Its worth all the comments and compliments and laughs that were thrown my way. Its the first one I've seen in my area, and I would imagine there will be more following after the responses I got. Just be careful how much you inflate it, as other reviews mention.....do not over inflate, you should be good.
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My new butt buoy attracts boy buoys - go figure
by Sprint9n (5 out of 5 stars)
September 2, 2016

AWSOME fun buoy that gets double takes and chuckles from all. Arrived quickly, only needed to be scantly dressed and inflated slightly. Be sure to get additional swimsuit bottoms so your butt has a new look each day.
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Funny
by LuxuryLover,Top Contributor: Pets (3 out of 5 stars)
September 15, 2017

Funny concept, got a lot of remarks about it. Disappointed it doesn't come inflated, I don't have an air compressor so I never got the full use out of it. It ended up unhooking from my anchor and floating away the second time I used it. Not sure if I'd buy it again.
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Butt Buoy
by Judy Matson (5 out of 5 stars)
June 16, 2017

This is not a commercial grade buoy, "butt" is sure is funny just for looks. One request I would make is that the "panties" are painted on. A couple of waves and wakes the panties fall off. If you want a good joke, this is the gift for yourself or a friend.
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GREAT!!!!
by Mel (5 out of 5 stars)
June 10, 2017

These are so awesome!! Very sturdy and good quality
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Five Stars
by Rhonda D Drew (5 out of 5 stars)
September 1, 2018

Works great
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People were checking out my butt all day
by M.Kempf 5706 (5 out of 5 stars)
July 4, 2016

What a great conversation piece this was for my boat. Everyone had to come check it out and give it a little slap lol we definitely drummed up some more business for ya

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