55-Gallon Barrel of Lube

Product Description

What are you going to do with all this lube?! Wrestling match? Biggest adult party ever? If you are looking for a simply jaw-dropping amount of lube, Passion Natural Water-Based Lubricant is ready to get the fun started with this 55 gallon drum! With its superb formula you will have a natural feel that keeps you moist longer and also works great with all toy materials. Easily washes away with warm water and mild soap. You may never run out of lube again! Size: 55 gallons. Note: Includes pump. Ships via freight due to weight limit.

Features

• The Ultimate Lube Keg
• Best Value
• Lube Pump Included

Top Reviews

pH may help with yeast infections.
by John (5 out of 5 stars)
April 24, 2018

There are some hilarious reviews on this, but I'll be serious for a moment. My wife is very sensitive to most lubes. After research it has much to do about pH and Osmolality. Very few, much more expensive lubes would not cause yeast infections, but many would, no matter the cost. We've been searching for a reasonable priced, low pH, low Osmolality solution for a long time.

The manufacturer was no help when asking what the PH and Osm were on this product so we had to test ourselves and use trial and error.

Our test indicated 5.5-6.0 pH... only slightly above Vaginal pH. Trial and error led to complete success and we no longer worry about yeast infections and have an affordable solution for mega-lube (and therefore MEGA-FUN) sexual play.

The bottom line is, if you are prone to yeast infections get this. It's affordable and can help avoid them. (not a medical claim. anecdotal info only)

However, they should make the bottle SQUARE. That would prevent it from rolling around on the bed and getting in the way!
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Passion Lubes vs Shibari. Passion Lubes LOST by A LOT
by Branden (1 out of 5 stars)
September 24, 2018

Long story short, I threw the Passion Lubes away after ONE USE. Buy Shibari Lubricant you'll thank me.

So I live in Japan where there is nothing but horrible "jelly" lubes and no other options. I remember using Shibari lubricant a few times in the past years and was very satisfied with the performance. I can't use silicone-based lubes as they make me itch very badly (and my partner) so I have to stick with water-based lubes. I decided to try Passion Lubes and Shibari side by side to see which one was better and I was astounded at how much worse Passion Lubes was. The Shibari lubricant lasted much longer and had a silky smooth texture while the Passion Lubes felt like diluted jelly water.

The Passion Lubes lubricant wore out very quickly and didn't provide as much lubrication. I was tempted to try the "scented/flavored" Passion Lubes but I'm glad I didn't as the reviews on those had more people complaining about them wearing out quicker.

If you're looking for a top-notch silicone based lube you should check out Swiss Navy Lube. I would use it but it makes me break out but for most people without sensitivities it's miles beyond water-based lubes. Either way Passion Lubes went into the trash, I do not recommend it.
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Five Stars
by scott (5 out of 5 stars)
December 14, 2014

great for family reunions!!!
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Tastes okay
by Leul Berhane-Meskel (4 out of 5 stars)
July 9, 2019

A bit like Sprite™.
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Backyard Carnival of Death
by James O. Thach (5 out of 5 stars)
February 27, 2014

I'm a risk analyst for a major insurance firm, so when my wife and I were planning a birthday party for our seven-year-old, Crispin, my mind naturally turned to liabilities. We'd settled on the theme of a "backyard carnival", complete with a swing set, a trampoline, merry-go-round, and a giant Slip `n Slide. So I carefully inspected the equipment for safety. It all seemed sound.

We have a home on a bluff overlooking the ocean. As it happened, on the day of the party our neighbors were trimming their fichus trees. We heard the sound of their wood chipper buzzing occasionally from the other side of our tall hedge. It was a little irritating, but not disruptive.

The party started off wonderfully. A clown we'd hired made balloon animals, Crispin eagerly opened his presents, and all the children enjoyed cake and fruit punch. The weather was mild, the skies clear. It seemed a perfect day.

Then we brought out the Slip `n Slide.

The problem with water slides is what we in the trade call "distributed water deficiency zones", or in layman's terms, dry spots. If a child hits one of these, it can put the brakes on the fun, and send them sliding down a path of medical claims--contusions, concussions, lacerations, abrasions, whiplash, back rash, and disc impaction. And that's just for starters. From there, it's a slippery slope toward major litigation.

To avoid even the remote possibility of such injuries, I invested in this 55 gallon drum of water soluble personal lubricant--the idea being that the children could enjoy the slide in complete safety, then wash off in the hose before their parents came to retrieve them. With that in mind, I dipped each child into the vat before allowing them to cue up for the slide.

The Slip `n Slide itself performed admirably, as did the lubricant. That, in fact, was the problem. Due to the slight downhill gradient of our yard, the children built up so much speed that they skidded across the lawn and into a retaining wall at the other end of our property, with sufficient force that I had to put an end to the activity.

I endeavored to roll up the mat--no easy task, as the lawn surrounding the slide was itself now lubricated, and I struggled to maintain my footing. When I looked up from my labor, I grasped for the first time the scope of the liabilities I had unleashed--a horde of extremely well-lubricated seven-year-olds, hyped up on sugar and desperate for fun.

I saw young Eliza Gimmelman climb onto the trampoline. She began jumping, but the pad soon became so slick that she lost all control. Her wild flailing unfortunately fell into harmonic synchronization with the motion of the springs, propelling her ever higher, until she soared above the trampoline's safety enclosure, over the hedge and into the neighbor's yard. There came a ghastly grinding sound, and I could tell from the crimson plume that followed, it would be a total loss.

Twins Jeremy and Mason Lafferty were on the swing set. Having attained the swings' full range of motion, they were apparently having difficulty holding on. At that point, the swings became human catapults. Mason separated on the backswing, arcing over the roof of our home toward the street beyond. I surmised from the screeching tires, car horns and screams of horror that he was also unrecoverable. A terrified Jeremy soon lost his grip as well, sailing forward over the bluff, and plummeting 300 feet down into the ice-cold, shark-infested waters of the San Francisco Bay. An open claim, but not promising.

The rest of the children were clinging to the merry-go-round. Having just witnessed the violent deaths of at least two of their playmates, they were no longer in the mood for fun. However, the lubricant had dripped from their glistening bodies into the central cog, allowing it to spin far faster than it was designed to, and this, likely combined with other factors--their relative weight distribution, the slight incline of the ground--caused their motion to become self-sustaining, and the centrifugal force built upon itself until they became a blurry, screaming disk of human suffering. Then they began to fly off like cannon balls.

Martin Duckworth was the first to go, causing significant structural damage to our greenhouse. Lisa Aurelio shattered a line of ceramic garden gnomes, and Ethan Green slammed into our Audi Q7 so hard it had to be written off--as, tragically, did he. Several other children left what looked like gingerbread man indentations in the siding of our home. It was terrifying.

When the wheel finally came to a stop, there was only one child aboard. As luck would have it, it was our own beloved Crispin, huddled in the center of the merry-go-round, weeping. My wife ran to him and hugged him with all the might of a relieved, traumatized parent. A little too hard, as it turned out. Lubricated as he was, he shot from her arms like a wet bar of soap, up fifteen feet in the air, landed on the trampoline, and then soared, in a half-gainer, over the hedge, into the wood chipper.

Since then, I've asked myself a thousand times, is there anything I could have done differently? But in the end, no actuary table could have predicted this bloodbath. I can only conclude that this was an act of God. And that, to me, is truly terrifying. Because we're not covered for that.
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For those looking for a Real Review, rather than a joking one about the 55 gallon drum
by Brynjar Björnsson (4 out of 5 stars)
July 19, 2017

Passion Lube's Water Based Lubricant is rather affordable, and works well enough. It is good, but I would not say it is the best. It could last longer and slide a little better. It is worth noting that I prefer lubricants to be like a gel. It can become sticky with use and may require either more lubricant to be added, or some warm water to allow the water to provide it's lubricative properties as it dries out, but those are my only complaints to it. I got the 34 fl oz bottle from Passion Lubes on January 9th (Ordered Jan 7), and I still have around 1/5th or 1/6th of the bottle remaining. I tend to use a lot of lubricant, and use the lubricant quite often. This bottle will last quite a long time, as I've had it for close to 6 and a half months, and still have a decent amount left.

Comparison to some other Best Sellers - Paloqueth and Shibari

Shibari has a 32 fl oz bottle for $19.95 (62 cents per fl oz), while Paloqueth only has a 13.5 fl oz bottle for $14.99 ($1.11 per fl oz). Out of Shibari, Paloqueth and Passion Lubes, I have only tried Paloqueth and Passion Lubes. Between these two, I personally prefer Paloqueth's lubricant over Passion Lube's - However it is almost two times more expensive per fl oz than Shibari or Passion Lubes. I am updating my review as I have since tried Shibari's water based lubricant. Both of these come in at almost the exact same price per fluid ounce with Passion Lubes's ranking at 60 cents per fluid once ($20.28 for 34 fl oz/1 Liter) and Shibari's 62 cents per fluid ounce, I have come to the conclusion that I would rank Shibari's water based lubricant as being better than Passion Lube's water based lubricant. Shibari's lubricant has a more slippery feeling, and seems to last much longer than Passion Lube's before issues of drying out occur. With Passion Lubes, I find I have to reapply the lubricant after anywhere between 10-15 minutes, whereas Shibari's lasts around 25-30 minutes before I need to think about reapplying lube or adding a small amount of water, although I do not find that I inherently *need* to reapply it, rather that it just doesn't lubricate as well as it did at the start. With Passion Lube's, I find that I *do* need to reapply it, as it starts to cause friction when it's drying out.

Overall, between Paloqueth, Passion Lubes and Shibari, I would rank them in terms of best to worst quality and performance being:
1: Shibari
2: Paloqueth
3: Passion Lubes

However, I would not rank them the same in the order of which I recommend them, as In order of recommendation, it would go:
1. Shibari
2. Passion Lubes
3. Paloqueth

I rank Paloqueth as the least recommended due to the price difference. Paloqueth works just about as well as Shibari, but costs almost 2 times more than Shibari does. So while I would rate Paloqueth as better than Passion Lubes, due to the price difference I recommend Passion Lubes over Paloqueth, but below Shibari.
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Eh
by JoshM5683 (3 out of 5 stars)
March 18, 2018

Its ok, it does the trick, but gets very tacky very fast. It also has a kind of weird smell. It took me a while to use it all either by myself or with others, but finally made it through! I won't be buying again though.
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Almost Too Effective
by Sean McLemore (4 out of 5 stars)
September 7, 2013

As UPS discretely unloaded my 55 gallon drum, the driver accidentally spilled it into my driveway. Any amount of cars can now fit into the garage.
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Great for anal play
by 23 guy (5 out of 5 stars)
April 28, 2019

I purchased this lube with syringes For my boyfriend. I'm gay it was his first time bottoming and I wanted things to go smoothly. This product Did not arrive broken But after riding in my suitcase broke open and leaked all over my suitcase and clothes. Luckily for me it didn't stain anything and after drying up You never knew it happened. I personally have sensitive skin I'm allergic to everything and use 4 different forms of Anti-histamine's per day. It did not break me out or my partner. It dries up pretty quick but after filling him with 20 mL things went smoothly And he was able to Expel it from his rectum when we were done. I will never put silicone lube's inside me after using this. I ended up putting a smart water bottle cap on the lid since the pump broke.
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Better than the high-end brand names.
by Slapshot (5 out of 5 stars)
September 28, 2018

My partner and I have been using a water-based lubricant for years; we tried about five different brands before we settled on one that we always bought from a well-known adult store chain. We go through quite a bit of lubricant and I finally got tired of paying an arm and a leg for it, so I decided to look on Amazon for something similar. We tried "Passion Lubes" (water-based) because the price was lower and the reviews were good. I was pleasantly surprised - and there's no difference between the Passion Lubes water-based lubricant and what I was buying at the higher-end adult store chains -- except for the cheaper price. In my opinion, Passion Lubes is every bit as good as the more expensive stuff and I'll never buy again from the chain stores.

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