Human Organ Transport Lunch Bag

Product Description

Fred's E. M. T. insulated tote will keep your precious goods prepped, and ready to transplant right into your waiting stomach! This clever and quirky lunchbox is inspired by coolers used for organ transplants in the medical field and it is great for keeping your snacks alive and having fun on the go. Every Emergency Meal Transport lunch bag has a foam-insulated water-proof lining, a mesh interior pouch, and an 'organ donor' ID tag. Fred's E. M. T. insulated lunch bag measures 9. 75 x 7. 5 x 6. 25 in so it fits all your sodas, sandwiches, and snacks while still being easy to store in your kitchen!

Features

• FUN & FUNCTIONAL: Genuine Fred E. M. T. insulated tote will keep your precious goods prepped, and ready to transplant right into your waiting stomach
• QUALITY MATERIALS: Every Emergency Meal Transport lunch bag has a foam-insulated water-proof lining, a mesh interior pouch, and an 'organ donor' ID tag
• CONVENIENT SIZE: Genuine Fred's E. M. T. insulated lunch bag measures 9. 75 x 7. 5 x 6. 25 inches so it fits all your sodas, sandwiches, and snacks while still being easy to store in your kitchen
• PLEASE NOTE: This bag is actually for keeping food like liverwurst, not human livers

Top Reviews

Now i just need some human organs!
by A1C Ein Yerrgurl (5 out of 5 stars)
October 4, 2018

I got this and figured I'd get yelled at by the Sgt for it not being "in regs" bur well worth even a one time gag cost. however he just said "is that yours?!" Yes sgt?.. "Thats f***in awesome" hahaha. The material on outside gets dirty easially, however it kinda makes it better because its got a bit more shock value if it looks gross. It cleans easy so far on the inside and is sanitary. It insulates well in mild temps sofar, if i pack a frozen gatorade it will keep cold for ~10-12 hrs.

Standard loadout is a frozen Gatorade, monster energy drink, a roast beef sandwich, assorted trailmix, small PBJ sandwich, small yogurt, and 2 cheese sticks. So it can hold a decent amount of stuff and keeps cool. Also inside has a place for a wallet card sized identifier, and some mesh netting to store smaller items.
10/10 would buy again.
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Hubby loved it.
by Amazon Customer (5 out of 5 stars)
December 29, 2017

It's been over 3 yrs since hubby got this and the zippers still work no complaints. Now it just doesn't come clean anymore, and it's starting to show some wear around the edges, but it's been used regularly for over 3 yrs in a dirty, dusty warehouse setting.
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Happy organ donor
by Haley (5 out of 5 stars)
July 3, 2014

I don't get why its getting negative reviews based on size. I mean I've had no problem stuffing in a brain or couple of kidneys. But if you were needing to carry the large intestine we may run into a problem. Overall Im completely satisfied.
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Fun roomy lunch bag
by J. Dugan (5 out of 5 stars)
August 10, 2019

This is my second lunch bag like this. The first lasted 8 years. Always a head turner. The white exterior will dirty easily (it's a canvas type material). Eventually the vinyl interior will begin to separate, but we're talking years before that happens.

Typically I can pack two sodas/waters, a Tupperware container with a serving of something leftover, a pack of snack crackers, and a fruit cup. Plus untensils, etc. So it's plenty big enough for the average person.
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Might lift eyebrows from the wrong crowd!
by MooseBurger (5 out of 5 stars)
August 23, 2018

I stopped by Walmart to pick up some fruits for my lunch which I packed in this faux lunch bag and when I came out to my car the cops were surrounding it and I asked what was happening apparently an older lady caught eye of the "Human Organ for Transplant" and thought it was suspiciously packed so she actually believed something was inside and called the cops.
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On the money
by phatkatmeowmeow (5 out of 5 stars)
January 6, 2018

Shipped quick could have had better packing brand new no odd smell bright white
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Good for a few chuckles
by Sarah (4 out of 5 stars)
February 17, 2017

This is my new favorite lunchbox. I will confess that the zipper gave me some trouble when I first recieved it, due to the luck box being a little squished on delivery. To fix that I loaded it up with plastic food containers to keep it square, and left it zipped up for a few days. The zipper is working much better, now that it's back to a square shape. I saw in one review that they recieved one with mildew, mine was perfectly clean. It isn't amazing quality, which is why I only gave it 4 stars. I wouldn't recommend this as a beach cooler, I don't think it will function well in that aspect. To summarize, this is a fun lunchbox for healthcare workers, my coworkers got a kick out of it too.
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Hilarious
by Sweetpea (5 out of 5 stars)
January 5, 2018

I bought this as a gift for my work buddy for Christmas. He got a good laugh out of it, and continues to get laughs as people notice the box and become slightly alarmed, especially when he pulls out a pudding cup and starts eating it.

The box is not huge, but it seems to serve my colleague well. You can fit six cans of soda (upright) in the bag.
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Cool design, maybe doesn't age as well as other more rugged lunchboxes/bags.
by Tyler (3 out of 5 stars)
May 25, 2018

Shows wear quickly but I still like how it looks. It's my everyday lunchbag and has just enough room for everything including a small ice pack. I love the magnets on the top, nice and easy to open.
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Its pretty small. I'm only able to fit 1 food ...
by Xai Vang (1 out of 5 stars)
August 16, 2016

Its pretty small. I'm only able to fit 1 food container and that's it. I think it would have been better if the bag was made out of vinyl instead of fabric to help keep it clean better. pretty cool and unique lunch box but very impractical because of the size

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