Infant Circumcision Trainer

Product Description

Expecting parents who want to trim the fat from ever-rising hospital bills now have the option to save over $2,000 if they are willing to trim the skin from their newborn sons. Created by Ezra Messer, a mohel with more... [Read more]

Top Reviews

Is this what you want to do to your son?
by gary costanza (1 out of 5 stars)
March 31, 2019

As a proud feminist, I demand equal treatment of girls in this marketplace and wonder why girls are not offered the same quality testing equipment such as this. Are girls not worthy of the same skillful surgery that these lucky boys are getting? Why no female torso so that the sex that "holds up half the sky" can have the same fun as all us men?
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Unrealistic
by Lauren A Baker (1 out of 5 stars)
December 26, 2018

I applaud this company for crafting such a critically needed product. Bravo! It is with great remiss that I report that the product does not prepare one for the actual event; as few circumcisions occur on uniquely the pelvis of a baby. Typically the rest of the baby is attached. Furthermore, the attached rest of the baby is oft moving with great hostility trying to preclude the snippage of private-part material. That said, the "beta version" is a welcomed first step. I look forward to the full animatronic baby version. Thank you so much.

Oh, also a perfect gift.
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Cannot use as replacement.
by Bryson Quaron (1 out of 5 stars)
March 27, 2019

I thought that i could use this as a replacement for my own but that was simply not the case.
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Perfect gift
by Crunchy Frog (4 out of 5 stars)
November 28, 2012

Makes a perfect Christmas gift for that hard-to-shop-for creepy uncle/circumfetishist. The only drawback is that it doesn't scream, but you could easily remedy that by hooking it up to an MP3 player that plays circumcised baby screams while you "practice".
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Fun for the whole family!
by J Meyers (4 out of 5 stars)
February 11, 2013

Forget OPERATION, this game represents the next evolution in surgical family fun! Though I wouldn't recommend it for tykes under six, your kids will enjoy endless hours of genital slicing and dicing. Got a budding mohel on your Christmas list? This is a holiday gift no-brainer. I did deduct a star, however, because scalpel, box cutter, and yard clipper accessories are sold separately. (no information yet on racially diverse skin choices)
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It's about tradition!
by Curt Fox (4 out of 5 stars)
May 2, 2014

The men in my family have been mohels going back 15 generations, that we know of, or at least that's what we all say. And we're not even Jewish. Me? I'm an atheist, but that's no reason not to be a mohel, according to grand-dad, anyway. So is this trainer anatomically spot on? No, but it's close enough. I mean, really, have you ever seen some of the circumcisions out there? They look like rolled turtlenecks, or old round life preservers. I saw one that looked like Bib Fortuna from Star Wars. They're not all pretty, you know. So with that kind of leeway, a tool like this can help me hone my craft without doing any lasting damage.

Snip snip!
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Click go the shears
by Steve (5 out of 5 stars)
June 23, 2014

I have had so many hours of pleasure with this lifelike anatomically accurate natural looking trainer.

For years I used baby bottle teats, and rubber gloves, and inner tubes, and party balloons, and it just wasn't the same.

I even practised on endangered species.

For generations people have had their genitals mutilated, their bits bleached, their hair cropped, their pubes pulled, and their faces powdered and hair primped and preened.

But nothing says "I respect you" more than practising beforehand.

If you practice on yourself, it brings a tear to the eye. So use this training device so you can laugh and frolic and galavant around the room in paroxysms of laughter when the bris comes off like a tender calamari ring awaiting the boiling oil and breadcrumbs.

Go on. You KNOW you need this. To sit in the kitchen drawer with the risotto cooker and the breadmaker and the kitchen whizz with multiple attachments.

These also are great to use as a table ornament when the boss and spouse come for dinner. Always a talking point.

Functional. Practical. Educational. And a whole lot more.

The black one is way bigger, apparently. So always specify the color.
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Not Enough Attachments
by KP (2 out of 5 stars)
May 9, 2014

Was hoping that there was finally a suitable circ trainer on the market for my family's genetically rare, but ever present "dangler-skin" condition...think detachable raincoat hood, minus the snaps. For generations, doctors and mohels alike have struggled with our tricky bits, and after seeing how badly my first son's circumcision was botched, I decided to wait on doing my second boy's until such time as I was confident I could pull it off successfully on my own without the help of some medical hack. I suppose I should have inspected the penile attachments in greater detail, but one would think that with six variations, their piece would be covered. So now it's back to the drawing board, will just have to think of some other way to celebrate my boy's thirteenth birthday...
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As soon as they let me out of the asylum..
by alexander erkiletian (4 out of 5 stars)
January 26, 2015

I became a Moyle after I lost my life guarding job when this blue kid got me fired last summer. This rubber baby torso is very realistic. Before I had this to practice on I was a mess. Luckily the lawsuit filed against me by the father who's thumb I accidentally severed was thrown out on grounds of insanity (phew). Anyway when I get out of the institute for the very, very nervous I plan on getting back into the foreskin lopping game. Oh, buy the white baby torso. The black ones are just obscene.
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And not a moment too late!!
by M. Demarco (5 out of 5 stars)
July 16, 2013

Finally!! Now I don't have to keep breaking in to the nursery at Bellevue. What a relief. The nurses were definitely getting suspicious.

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