Scarface Garden Gnome

Product Description

If they were going to craft a Scarface garden gnome aiming an M16A1, you would think they could have also added some Al Pacino droopy eyes and a pouty mouth underneath that Santa Claus beard. As it stands--at only 9-1/2"... [Read more]

Top Reviews

Almost Started a War
by Dan (5 out of 5 stars)
October 16, 2015

This Gnome rocks. I am a huge Lebowski fan so naturally I had to have this. Upon receiving it, I was surprised at how well built it looks in person. Once seen, it started a war with my girlfriend in which she threatened to throw it in the lake. Any item which can cause such anger and disdain in a relationship is clearly worth 5 stars. I have since calmed the girlfriend down and Walter the Gnome lives happily ever after in my office safe from the lake.
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Say hello to my angry gnome!
by Mike D. (5 out of 5 stars)
November 4, 2014

Is your garden lacking that certain je ne sais quoi? Do you have rodents trying to steal your hard earned vegetables? Are your neighbors not 100% convinced that you're not to be messed with? Then do like I did and get this angry little guy for your yard!

Conversation piece? Heck yeah it is! People will be all like "does that gnome have a gun?" You're darn right he does, get off my lawn!!!

Animal deterrent? Better believe it! If you're a squirrel who's thinking about stealing my bell peppers, you better keep that furry little head on a swivel, cause this gnome isn't messing around and will drop you like a bad habit!

Attracts the ladies? Best believe it does! Whenever I'm showing off my angry gnome, my wife gives me a look that screams, "you ruined my yard...by not buying this sooner!"

Pro tip: Buy this gnome for every room of your house! Why should your yard have all the fun?!
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in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the gardens of ...
by Mallette Family (5 out of 5 stars)
March 17, 2018

The path of the righteous gnome is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil gnomes. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the gardens of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children.
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Phe-gnome-inal cosmic powers!
by Daniel Butler (5 out of 5 stars)
January 9, 2018

You might be wondering -- who buys an angry gnome? If you have to ask, YOU AREN'T READY. While I've owned this, I've been incredibly lucky -- and I don't know if it's my own hard work and determination, or if this magical angry gnome trinket is doing it. Either way, if you buy this, it will probably fill your home with health, wealth, happiness, and angry gnome culture -- or it might just be a cute decoration. Either way, you cannot go wrong with an angry gnome!
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A must have for horror fans
by Patti Smeltzer (5 out of 5 stars)
January 13, 2019

For someone who is psychotically obsessed with The Shining, this gnome was an absolute must-have item. It's a good size and durable. The quality is excellent. It looks exactly as pictured. The details are spot on. Although mine will be sitting proudly on my bookshelf, this gnome would also make an excellent addition to any garden.
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Let's go bowling...
by DMoore (5 out of 5 stars)
February 2, 2017

I bought him for my sister as part of her Christmas gift. He wasn't supposed to arrive until after Christmas, but showed up Christmas Eve. He was a HUGE hit, with everyone, even people who don't know Lebowski. I wish he was a little bit taller, but otherwise, I thought he was perfect. He seems to be well-made, but he won't shut up about Vietnam... 😉 Would definitely buy another.
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Never thought I'd go for garden gnomes but Jules made ...
by Edmond Michael Haynes (5 out of 5 stars)
June 29, 2017

Never thought I'd go for garden gnomes but Jules made me an offer I couldn't refuse. Now I've got what is perhaps the only gangsta protected vegetable and flower garden in the northwest. The only thing this lacks is a little more dialog... "Is What a country? Do they speak English in What?". Godzilla's got the gate, keeping the little wussy gnomes out.
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This is my first gnome ever!
by Keppy Lopez (5 out of 5 stars)
April 6, 2019

Well I don't have any other brand to compare with these. My husband was not thrilled at the idea at first, but when I showed him the product photo, he was okay with it. The colors, size and overall look is impressive. This gnome arrived with no chipped pieces. I am not sure how well they will do in the Texas heat but I will update if they fade or deteriorate quickly. I can't wait to put these in the yard!
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A fun addition to your garden
by Grandma211 (4 out of 5 stars)
May 10, 2018

Oh my this little guy is adorable and has become a topic of conversation in my neighborhood. I like gnomes and he fits right in my fairy garden. My granddaughter calls him the bad guy. My son in law liked it so much that I'll be buying another when his birthday rools around. The 4 stars is for some shabby painting. Thankfully I had some paint pens to touch up the mistakes.

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