Tampon Flasks

Product Description

It's that time of the month again - time to get drunk! With these tampon flasks you can discretely sneak alcohol into just about anywhere and no security ... [Read more]

Top Reviews

Worth the money.
by Amazonuser (5 out of 5 stars)
May 30, 2018

I used them 3 times, and was able to reseal them. I put them in my purse before going into the show and there was no issue at all. I did get some wierd looks drinking from them 😬. I probably won't use this set again because of wear and tear on the packages but a really good deal.
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Like, triple the size of a jumbo sized tampon
by Heather (2 out of 5 stars)
August 11, 2017

I think a man invented these who hadn't ever seen a tampon before.

These were HUGE. Like, triple the size of a jumbo sized tampon. Like in the movie mean girls, when that one girl says "I have a heavy flow and a wide set vagina", I'm sure her tampons were still half the size of these. I'm amazed I even made it past security. I had them in the bottom of my bag and stood there like a nervous mess when the female guard tried to move them with her little stick thing they use to search your bags. I just awkwardly said "oh sorry it's just my tampons" and shrugged with "you know how it is face" and she said oh ok and let me pass. But I don't think she bought it.

Also the thin tampon paper only lasted one use. The caps to the flasks aren't secure so they leaked a little. Which some good ol 151 (aka lighter fluid) on the paper and the color began to bleed.

Great idea, but too big and crappy caps. Make them REAL Tampon size and sell them in 12 packs. Then it's more believeable.
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Heavy Flow
by Anne Onimous (5 out of 5 stars)
August 13, 2017

Imagine my surprise when I found my daughter's Amazon cart filled with these tampon flasks. After we had a discussion about her alcohol consumption, I realized she was actually being quite sensible. Why pay $10 for an overpriced vodka cranberry when you can just tuck a couple "tampons" into your evening bag for those nights when you have a "heavy flow".
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These are AMAZING!
by Nicole Bernicker (5 out of 5 stars)
May 9, 2019

My only complaint with them is that they are much bigger than normal tampons. However, men won't know that/notice the difference, and if someone does notice then I will tell them "It's not my fault I have a wide set vagina and heavy flow". I mean realistically, big or not, most people won't question a tampon. Plus, just throw em at the bottom of a purse and with all the other stuff you have in there they won't notice. I like these, and I also have a hairbrush flask that works well and is amazing!
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Dead bugs???
by Amy (3 out of 5 stars)
October 23, 2018

Haven't used these yet so not sure how they hold up, BUT please please please wash these before you use them because one of the tubes I was given had a dead bug inside of it :)
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Huge huge huge tampons
by Samantha Ryan (2 out of 5 stars)
September 18, 2019

Very affordable priced and didn't really leak when I tested them but they are beyond the size of a tampon to a ridiculous degree. Easily over 6 inches long (did hold about 3 ounces or so) and thick as can be. If someone isn't carefully checking your bags this is great, but these were too huge to not be noticed in my fanny pack. Great concept but NEED this in a realistic size!
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Don't touch my tampon
by Richard Phillips (5 out of 5 stars)
August 18, 2015

ok, well I'm a dude but I got these so I can sneak booze in my wife's purse into concerts and sporting events.
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Super Disappointing
by Brooke (1 out of 5 stars)
September 17, 2018

I was excited about this product but as soon as i tried to use it, the caps on the booze tubes were not a secure fit. Could not use or else they would've leaked alcohol all over my bag.
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Work just as you'd hope they would.
by M (5 out of 5 stars)
January 17, 2019

These work beautifully. No leaking. Holds a nice sized shot. Of course no one should sneak alcohol into anywhere, but if you needed to, these definitely do the trick.
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Perfect!
by Dana R Watkins (5 out of 5 stars)
August 31, 2019

Ok, these are fantastic! Used them for a concert last night and they worked like a charm!

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