26-Pound Gummy Python

Product Description

The ORIGINAL Party Python! has coils and coils of gummy goodness! Our Gummy Artisans have crafted this gargantuan reptile with lifelike scales, a detailed face, and a 26.9 pound muscular body. Your guests will be talking about this one-of-a-kind centerpiece for weeks to come. At almost 8' long, you'll be able to squeeze over 450 servings out of the Party Python!, the only python native to the USA!

Features

• 26 Pounds of Gummy Goodness
• Almost 8 Feet Long
• Over 450 Servings
• Made in USA
• 12+ Months Shelf Life

Top Reviews

Serves as a wonderful pet and a delicious snack!
by browning (4 out of 5 stars)
May 9, 2015

I was in need of both a pet and a deliciously sweet snack. This served both purposes nicely. I was disappointed that Amazon Prime was not available as I feared my python would not arrive in a healthy state. To my surprise Monty arrived safe and sound!

Upon opening the box I knew I had found my new best friend in Monty. His sweet eyes bulged out at me in delight. I knew he was also happy to be home.

For the first week Monty and I had a great time. We went on several outings including the herpetarium. You could tell he was excited to see some fellow reptiles. It was a great day!

Shortly after our outing Monty became sluggish. He was losing his gummy luster and his muscles began to atrophy and harden. I furiously searched Amazon for a gummy rat as it occurred to me that I was not properly addressing his food needs. This should have been addressed in his papers. They also should have provided ready access to gummy rats. Fortunately, I located these giant gummy rats http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B0035YYSM4/ref=mp_s_a_1_4?qid=1431177877&sr=8-4&pi=AC_SX110_SY165_QL70&keywords=gummy+rat&dpPl=1&dpID=41szri5dgPL&ref=plSrch). Thank God I found them as Monty was surely about to slither into the afterlife.

The disappointing aspect, and thus 4 stars, is that the care instructions and access to gummy rats was very poor. I had no idea that pet ownership would be this challenging!

I can happily report that the Monty and I are doing quite well. We share a gummy rat each week and his shine is back. I have placed several heat lamps in his play area to keep him warm and supple.

The biggest negatives are really a personal matter. Since we are sharing the gummy rats I have found my weight has increased exponentially. I often have tremors at night that can only be resolved by eating additionally rats - though I have cut caffeine from my life. The dentist is working on some implants for me and once that is done life should be complete.

In total, this had been a great adventure full of love and joy. I would caution that pet ownership is a serious responsibility and these pythons need a lot of care.
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A very big snake
by Eric Mungenast (4 out of 5 stars)
October 13, 2016

It was rather difficult to carry this on the train. You feel every single one of those 26 pounds. It was, however, a worthy endeavor; the snake has enough meat to satisfy an office for days, and the recipient was very excited. It is a worthy investment for snake lovers.
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Waste of money
by Barbara Gates (2 out of 5 stars)
January 14, 2017

Waste of money. Got slimy after first day. All of the children in my grandsons class thought it tasted stale. Don't buy this
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Great way to make fat people self-destruct
by Rami J. Anderson (5 out of 5 stars)
August 5, 2018

Buy it for your friend with Binge Eating Disorder!
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I could not be happier with my 26 pound gummy worm
by Amber (5 out of 5 stars)
June 19, 2018

I could not be happier with my 26 pound gummy worm.
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best decision of my life
by Caleb Stoudt (4 out of 5 stars)
February 4, 2015

I debated between buying this gummy worm, or an IV filled with the blood of a diabetic. I chose the gummy worm, best decision of my life. Not only do I not need friends because this gummy worm is always there for me (I mean come on, would you eat this?). Secondly, I can always rely on this heavy piece of gelatin to weigh down my papers and other miscellaneous loose objects on my desk, where I fill out the paperwork for shenanigans such as burning down African villages and field trips to war torn Vietnam. Again, 10/10 would buy again. 4/5 stars because I haven't poop for 3 months.
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Five Stars
by Rosy (5 out of 5 stars)
April 12, 2018

To big!!! That's what she said 😂😂
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GREAT
by Keelay (5 out of 5 stars)
March 2, 2015

This thing hugs me more then my girlfriend!!!
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Genius
by Keira McKlain (5 out of 5 stars)
January 27, 2015

yum. Hello, it's gummy, it contains gelatin, it's huge, contains massive amounts of sugar. If you don't know that when you buy it you shouldn't be shopping online.

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