Edible Anus Chocolates

Product Description

Several years ago, Willy Wonka sat down with the UK's most distinguished chocolatiers to lay down the next big release in artisan chocolate. He tried many of their stunning and revolutionary manipulations of the finest... [Read more]

Top Reviews

It isn't the chocolates fault
by Timothy D. Williams (5 out of 5 stars)
April 27, 2018

These made a date from hell turn into a nightmare. After going to chocolate and beer tasting event for valentines day, I thought I'd be creative and add my own chocolate to the mix. She was so offended she took the liberty to show them to everyone in the bar so they'd know what a creep I was. Most people laughed and it didn't dawn on anybody that we were at a CHOCOLATE TASTING EVENT and I was being creative in gifting chocolate. She didn't even try them. She said she wouldn't put them in her mouth. I reiterated they weren't my bum and she said well who's is it? I don't know. So that made it even worse because I gave her random bum chocolate!? People. Stay off those dating sites folks...

I ate the chocolate and they were amazing. I don't care who's bum they are cast from, they have delicious lines and flavorful contours.
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Unfortunately, the chocolates arrived melted.
by Gerardo Mora (1 out of 5 stars)
July 4, 2018

Chocolates arrived melted. Not sure why my first review was denied, but all it said was that the item arrived in a melted state without resembling its intended shape, as can be seen in the accompanying picture. The shape of the chocolates are their main selling point so melted arrivals should not be acceptable.
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What an anus.
by dante b. (3 out of 5 stars)
March 21, 2017

These are awesome. But the seller is an anus for doubling the price since I bought them last.
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Nothing better then feeling the wrinkles of an anus in your mouth for $10. From England for some rea
by Chakeen Machine (5 out of 5 stars)
April 26, 2018

Tastes good. Only problem is if you plan to each them out of their anatomical area make sure you know where the chocolate ends and the fudge begins.
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... month to arrive Completely melted and out of form Waste of money Do not
by James Dedrickson (Black Scorpion Fitness) (1 out of 5 stars)
June 8, 2017

No tracking information

Nearly a month to arrive

Completely melted and out of form

Waste of money

Do not recommend
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Couldn't even tell what they were supposed to look like..
by Snap (1 out of 5 stars)
February 14, 2018

Awful. Came completely melted and ruined. Couldn't even tell what they were supposed to look like... it's meant to be a joke, but it doesn't work if it just looks like a box of melted chocolate.
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Not worth it
by Amazon Customer (1 out of 5 stars)
December 30, 2017

Took a month to receive and they do not provide tracking information. These are TINY, but I knew that before I placed my order, as the dimensions are listed. As for taste? Absolutely disgusting. Borderline inedible. They taste like the box they came in. I didn't taste the box, but I have a pretty good idea based on the taste of the chocolate. That being said, I bought these as a joke, and we did get a good laugh out of it....along with a bad taste in our mouths.
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Best Chocolates Around!
by Dawn (5 out of 5 stars)
April 21, 2018

These are the greatest gift to give to a Proctologist. :D I had two surgeons that had worked with my husband and I sent these as thank you gifts. They absolutely loved them! It was a hilarious gift and worth the price! The chocolates were actually very tasty also. Would 100% buy again!
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Chocolate is expired
by SB (1 out of 5 stars)
August 20, 2018

Box says chocolate expired May 2018, ordered in July 2018. Chocolates look pockmarked.
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Came melted...don't bother
by Ian H (1 out of 5 stars)
February 15, 2019

These overpriced chocolates came melted and completely defeated the validation of the price. Waste of money.

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