KFC Romance Novel

Product Description

Escape the reality of your loveless life and start fantasizing about by jumping into the strong meaty arms of the Colonel. "Tender Wings of Desire" is a KFC romance novel that's as satisfying as scarfing down an entire bucket of the Colonel's gloriou

Top Reviews

Recipe for Desire - A Harlandquin Romance Novella
by Linda M. Sharp (5 out of 5 stars)
May 5, 2017

Just in time for Mother's Day, the perfect gift has hit the Amazon galaxy. Tenderly romantic, capable of inducing deep thighs, er sighs, and having a leg up on the competition by being FREE, here it is, kids: Tender Wings of Desire.

I have already gifted this to myself, pulling up to the Amazon drive thru and hurling it through cyberspace to my Kindle. Having begun to dig into this bucket of love, my breasts are already heaving at the tender way the words just fall off the bone of this manuscript.

Join Lady Madeline Parker as she runs away from her love famined, dry betrothal like a, a, a chicken with its head cut off. Salivate as she meets Harland, a sailor with a past, who marinates her in the secret ingredients of passion, gently, lovingly caressing her delicious skin, as his cologne of Original Recipe #5 fills her nostrils. She inhales deeply as his cob of corn moves closer to her cornbread muffin. Overcome with hunger, they move in haste, spilling passion's white slaw sauce like so much liquid confetti.

Breathless, he raises her batter speckled hand to his lips and whispers, "Finger lickin' good."

Will she choose a life of generic, tasteless filler back at Parker Manor, or follow her heart's desire and jump from the frying pan into the fires of love with Harland for a life on the high KFSeas?

I am only 23 pages in and yet I have tears streaming down my cheeks. Oh, wait, that's just chicken grease...

Give your mother the gift she deserves. A spork of love straight through the heart. And lots of napkins.
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Deliciously crisp writing
by Mr. Reese (5 out of 5 stars)
May 5, 2017

Reading this novella is akin to eating a bucket of the Colonel's chicken - the sensation is overwhelming, and yet you still want more.

I eagerly await the sequel novella, 50 Shades of Gravy.
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Love in the Free-Range
by Michele Humphrey (5 out of 5 stars)
May 4, 2017

They crossed many roads to find each other. A free-range love both spicy and mild.
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Is he a leg or breast man?
by feehan5 (5 out of 5 stars)
May 4, 2017

Admit it, you've all wondered!
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Who knew the Colonel could write?
by Avido Lettore (3 out of 5 stars)
May 16, 2017

I admit it, I bought this book out of curiosity. If you're looking for a short, clean romance, this is the book for you. It had the feel of the old bodice ripper without the ripping and only a vague mentioning of sex. What disappointed me was there was no mention of fried chicken and the cover certainly did not match the story. If you were to go on the cover alone, you'd think the book would take place in present times.
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They never say, "Finger lick'n good"
by LostProtagonist (5 out of 5 stars)
May 12, 2017

The story itself is as tame as one would expect, but worth the quick read. The XXX fan fiction my friends are now writing based on it is the best thing ever.
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Does not contain any chicken.
by Elizabeth Christjansen (1 out of 5 stars)
May 23, 2017

So, I'm super disappointed that this book seemed to actually take itself seriously. There were no chicken wings or any ridiculousness. It was, as far as I could tell, a legitimate love story featuring Colonel Sanders. 1/10, would not recommend.
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Finger lickin good read!
by Matthew M. Gamble (5 out of 5 stars)
May 6, 2017

Of all the novellas written about fictional chicken magnet Colonels I've read today, this one has by far been the best.
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Better than Anticipated
by Jill (3 out of 5 stars)
January 1, 2018

Honestly? This wasn't as bad as I expected.

I know it's just a marketing ploy. But it's a pretty good one, and hey. It worked. It was viral, and I downloaded it.

The story is fine. The characters are pretty generic, but I liked them well enough. The writing/editing leaves a bit to be desired, but the descriptions of Lady Madeline's new life and the new man in her life are pretty well done. There's some drama, some romance, and a slow build up with a surprising amount of heat.

Less chicken than one would anticipate, but well played KFC.

All in all, I'm not mad that I read it. It was free, and I think it's like 72 pages. It's short, sweet, and to the point, but not anything you're missing out on, or anything you'll probably read again once you're done with it.
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Great Romance Parody
by Teresa H. Garcia (5 out of 5 stars)
June 19, 2017

I saw this being talked about and advertised for mother's day, an offering from KFC (Kentucky Fried Chicken). Billed as a romance and a Mother's Day gift, I had to get myself a copy. It then rested and cooled like I tend to do with my chicken. Eating it when too hot just burns the mouth. I finally got the chance to read it, well prepared for giggles as I ws given to understand it ws rather tongue in cheek.

It was. It was great.

This book follows the typical romance script, but in such a way that is intended to make you chuckle. There are Easter Egg references everywhere, and I had to laugh particularly at the name of the tavern, "The Admiral's Arms." It's a very lighthearted romance. Yes it has all of the trademark angsty turnings and frettings, and the headstrong female lead trying to establish herself. It is refreshing to find it done in this fashion though.

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