The Nut Button

Product Description

When memes become reality - get your Nut! The Nut Button is the official blue button from the popular nut meme. It produces a robotic "NUT" sound when pressed. It is the perfect gift for the one who has it all, or even just your own bedside toy. [Read more]

Features

• WHAT IS THE NUT BUTTON: C’mon man, seriously? It’s the most useful (or useless, depending on your power level) sound toy since… ever. Seriously, this is the most useful gadget ever created. If you don’t know what to get your wife’s boyfriend this holiday season – you just found the perfect easy gift. We both know that things haven’t been the same between you two since last year's office Christmas party, but if you get him this, she’ll finally treat you like the man you used to be.
• WHO IS THIS FOR: The Nut Button is for anyone who laughs at dumb jokes. If you were above the age of 8 making deez nuts jokes to random men, you will probably find The Nut Button to be hype and cool. If you still hear the voice of your math teacher yelling at you to get your head off of the desk, then this is the white elephant gift for you. By the way man, you’re not annoying or stupid, you just have undiagnosed ADHD or some bullshit like that (can I say bullshit? If not, that’s BS).
• WHY SHOULD I BUY THIS: First off, it’s less than $20 and funny. There is way worse stuff to spend twenty bucks on. If you still go to sleep with your red anime body pillow by your side (tfw no qt waifu), then you should add this button to your wishlist immediately. Any serious memes enthusiast knows the significance of this buzzer toy on the historical meme index. The Nut Button has been often imitated, never duplicated, and that’s on the dead homies.
• ARE YOU SERIOUS WITH THESE DESCRIPTIONS: I am so serious, are you? If you don’t click the add to cart function after reading these bullet points, I don’t know what to tell you. I could’ve been playing Roblox or Fortnite instead of wasting my time typing out these insights into this blue push button toy. If you’ve ever wasted 15 hours of your life watching Twitch streams or YouTube prank videos, I’m shocked that you haven’t just sent this purchase yet.
• OK YOU SOLD ME, I WANT TO NUT AS SOON AS POSSIBLE: I was getting worried for a second there. Don’t worry, every Nut Button comes with batteries included, ready to nut straight out the box. Every nut is handmade with care and satisfaction is guaranteed. Also, any adult reading this: if you’re wondering if this button is appropriate as a stocking stuffer, the answer is yes. It’s a timeless meme, and meme’s are for everyone. The Nut Button is a gag gift that can be enjoyed by the entire family.

Top Reviews

NUT.
by Charlie Griffin (5 out of 5 stars)
December 28, 2017

Got this as a cheap and fun gift for my roommate. Plastic is obviously not expensive material, but very solid. The voice that declares "NUT." is both hilariously exclaimed and yet monotone. Also came with batteries. Incredibly funny for any memeholics.
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Best money ive ever spent hands down
by Jess Harris (5 out of 5 stars)
January 20, 2018

My friends have all disowned me for this purchase but its okay because im still laughing my butt off 2 days later
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Best. Decision. Ever
by Micah Rogers (5 out of 5 stars)
February 21, 2018

I have never had a product be more versatile than this. The amount of situations one can use a nut button doesn't become apparent until one is in possession of the god teir product. Any situation this can be used in. "Hey man, Ryan Reynolds is hot af" nut button. "Man I just ate some great ice cream" nut button. "Bro my grand pa died" nut button. This product will change your life, I know it's changed mine.
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nut noot
by Grace Gigante (5 out of 5 stars)
December 19, 2017

I purchased this product as a gift for a friend. It arrived quite quickly. I took it out of it's Nut Button box to test the quality. I am pleased with the font choice on the box. The "NUT" is clear and said with conviction. I have pressed it many times and each time the NUT is consistent and still satisfying. I have been attempting to train my cat to press the button. I and the cat have failed but the soothing NUT has not. That friend's birthday was 2 months ago. I still have not given her the gift as I am still holding onto it as I have not found the perfect wrapping for it and because the cat has made 0.03% progress. It is a five star NUT.
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Great for Business!!!
by Eddie Ciraco (5 out of 5 stars)
September 26, 2017

This button is everything I expected and more. I work in NYC as a nut dispenser, and every time a customer buys the nut of the day, I press the button. This gives the customer a hardy laugh, which is always good for business.
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Nut
by Aidan McDonald (5 out of 5 stars)
February 10, 2018

Does what it says on the tin. You press it, it says "nut". It does this one thing, and it does it well.
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Everything I expected and more
by Brandon Porshnikoff (5 out of 5 stars)
March 3, 2018

Got this for a white elephant gift. The one who received it immediately fell in love with it. He gained a habit of spamming the button whenever he was on chat and got a multi kill in overwatch. This convinced a few others to buy this as well.

Sometimes the sound haunts me in my sleep, remembering the chorus of several of these going off at once.

What is my life anymore
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NUT.
by Charlie Griffin,Top Contributor: Batman (5 out of 5 stars)
December 28, 2017

Got this as a cheap and fun gift for my roommate. Plastic is obviously not expensive material, but very solid. The voice that declares "NUT." is both hilariously exclaimed and yet monotone. Also came with batteries. Incredibly funny for any memeholics.
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Batteries included!
by Matt L. (5 out of 5 stars)
October 31, 2017

This product has changed my life! It came ready to nut outta the box. Would buy again.
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Nut.
by Kim Nguyen (5 out of 5 stars)
October 3, 2018

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Fun
by Christopher (5 out of 5 stars)
August 25, 2018

Not gonna lie, I bought this thing and had it expedited shipping.... I was drunk. I don't regret it though.

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