Product Description
Give a shitshow a moment in your life the ambient lighting it deserves with this dumpster fire candle. This paraffin wax candle shaped like a tiny green dumpster measures 5" x 3.4" x 3" and will burn for roughly 40 to 50 hours.
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Features
- High-Quality Paraffin Wax that burns to slowly
- BURN TIME | 40-50 HOURS | The Wick Works candle burns like it won’t end, basically like 2020.
- DIMENSIONS | 5″ wide x 3.4″ deep x 3″ tall | About the size of a coffee mug laying on its side…after you’ve spilled it all over your keyboard.
- FUNNY OR SAD? | Can’t it be either? This is the ultimate piece of home decor, perfect for yourself or as a gift. Wouldn’t it look great in the background of your next conference call? Don’t burn it, burn it halfway, or burn it all to the ground!
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Details were last updated on Sep 1, 2025 22:14 +08.
