Offensive Crayons

Product Description

Make your artwork edgier than ever by bringing out the worst in you with these offensive crayons. Each box contains 24 crayons with totally inappropriate names like "privilege white", "insufferable vegan green", "travel ban brown", and "miscarriage maroon".

Features

• 24 Politically Incorrect Colors: This pack features adult crayons with offensive shade names that replace boring colors with sarcasm. Names like "Suspicious Cold Sore Red" and "Privilege" turn coloring sessions into comedy for people who are tired of safe, sanitized everything.
• Non-Toxic and Ready to Offend: Made with safe, non-toxic ingredients so you can color without worrying about anything except who might be offended by the shade names. These crayons are gluten-free and vegan friendly because apparently that matters for art supplies.
• Perfect Funny Gag Gift for Adults: These sarcastic crayons make great white elephant gifts for office exchanges where safe humor is boring. Works well as a Secret Santa present for coworkers with dark humor. These are a go-to funny adult party favor or christmas gag gift that people will actually remember.
• Quality Crayons with Maximum Offense: These aren't just novelty items. They're functional crayons that color well for adult coloring books or creative projects. The quality wax delivers vibrant colors while the names deliver maximum irreverence for people who appreciate humor without boundaries.
• Dark Humor Gifts That Beat Starbucks Cards: Durable wax crayons that survive being passed around at parties while everyone reads the offensive names. They're practical art supplies that work as sarcastic funny gifts under $20, inappropriate crayons for adults, or stocking stuffers that guarantee reactions.

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