Cocktastic Coloring Book

Product Description

*UPDATED* It’s even more Cocktastic! Looking for a fun colouring book or a gift for someone who might appreciate a book full of artistic willies?

2020 will be Cocktastic! - A hilarious Valentine, Secret Santa, Mothers Day surprise, Hen night gift - Ella Cottons hilarious ‘Cocktastic! Colourful Cocks’ could be the book for you.

Each beautifully designed black & white illustration depicts a famous male member taken from the world of Art ready for colouring.

This is extreme mindfulness!

Cocks found inside the book include:

Michelangelo’s David
Medieval Nuns harvesting from the cock tree
Roman winged penises
Flower cocks
Bhutanese knob dragons
And many more!

Ward off the ‘Evil Eye’ with these wonderful willies and their illuminating descriptions.
Feel relaxed and amused while carefully colouring cock.
Please note: ‘Rubbing this book will not make it bigger…’

Updated version now incudes new artwork

Why not check out Ella's companion books:
Cocktastic! Christmas Cocks - ISBN 978-1979360074
'Pussytastic! Colourful names for Ladybits' – ISBN 978-1545518533
To see more of Ella’s illustrations please visit: retroinc.co.uk

Top Reviews

Cocktastic! Colorful Cock: Willies in Art?
by Crystal Paselk (5 out of 5 stars)
February 14, 2017

Awesome gift for someone with a great sense of humor. I bought a package of coloring pencils to go along with the book. I would highly recommend.
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Repeating pages.
by Jeremy Kinney (2 out of 5 stars)
June 25, 2018

Half of it are the same pics with a black background instead of white.
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Exactly what you think it is
by K (3 out of 5 stars)
January 16, 2018

Great novelty gift, I was hoping for more hidden dicks, maybe where the dicks aren't obvious until the end. Or the dicks make up a larger pattern or picture. There is some of that, but there are also alot of just a penis slapped on the page, which is great because it is the reason I bought the thing, so friends and I could color them while we drank wine and whined.
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This one is really great ladies and gentlemen
by Amazon Customer (5 out of 5 stars)
November 27, 2017

This one is really great ladies and gentlemen. I had originally bought this to share with my friends when we have parties and are messed up. Very humorous facial expressions in this coloring book, great flow of the zen-tangles and flowers, this coloring book is truly "Cocktastic!"
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rather relaxing
by Mara Deane (4 out of 5 stars)
April 25, 2018

Cool, fun gift for friends they had a hoot, but were concerned on hiding it from their children. I also have a copy and find it rather relaxing. You don't even notice your're coloring a cock :)
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Five Stars
by maxine jacobson (5 out of 5 stars)
January 27, 2018

This was a gift for my daughter and she loved it, thought it was hilarious!
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Get it for your dick loving friends!
by Batman's Lady (5 out of 5 stars)
October 28, 2018

Got it for a friend of mine who jokes about the cock a lot. She loves it and will be framing some to put in her home. The pages are subtle enough to make you second guess if you're looking at a dick or not.
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Disappointed
by Tzign (2 out of 5 stars)
September 8, 2017

Very disappointing. Illustrations not what I expected. The best one is the one on the cover. Several drawings are just a repeat of one other drawing put into a repeating pattern. Was going to give as a gift, but to lame. Not really excited to color these ...
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So much fun!
by Carmen R. Hamilton (5 out of 5 stars)
June 27, 2018

Love these naughty coloring books, and this is one of my favorites! Beautifully & artistically done... I hope to be coloring these when I'm old & in a nursing home... :)
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Have you colored your cock today?
by Carrie Flythe (5 out of 5 stars)
December 29, 2018

Hilarious. I bought this for my cousin who is moving to Italy. We always buy each other gag gifts and this fits our humor so I told her she could enjoy some cock time on the plane ride. Perfect.
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Go ahead and buy it. You or them will love it.
by K. Smitty (5 out of 5 stars)
December 25, 2018

This is a fun little coloring book. When people say they have adult coloring books. This is the type of stuff I expect to see. Not flowers, and other princess stuff. Everyone loves this!

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