Dive into tranquility with this ocean wave lights projector. Watch in awe as your room transforms into an underwater paradise, complete with soothing waves. Serenity is now at your fingertips, simply turn it on and let a dazzling sea of calm wash over you.

Turn the most mundane writing assignment into a racy grammatical escapade with these Offencils Profanity pencils. Each #2 pencil in the set comes etched with some eye-grabbing curse words that will entertain and delight.

Make your artwork edgier than ever by bringing out the worst in you with these offensive crayons. Each box contains 24 crayons with totally inappropriate names like "privilege white", "insufferable vegan green", "travel ban brown", and "miscarriage maroon".

Keep muscles from atrophying during a long workday by outfitting your chair with this workout device. It quickly attaches to the back of your chair and allows you to perform a variety of useful resistance based upper body exercises.

Bring an office possum into your place of employment and watch the fun and hijinks unfold. This not-so-cuddly yet nonetheless awesome possum even comes with posable paws so that you can hang or hide him anywhere -- the only limit is your imagination.

If you or anyone you know is an unabashed asshole, this "Official Asshole" coin will make an excellent addition to your or their everyday carry. This comical coin makes the perfect gift for those who just don't give a flying fuck.

Unlock your inner land baron with an official deed to 100 square inches of majestic Canada! Impress friends, confuse surveyors, and receive a quirky certificate plus fun facts. So go ahead and own a piece of the Great White North -- it's tiny, but mighty!

Breathe life into any plain room without breaking the bank using this ocean wave motion lamp. This unique lighting piece projects wave-like effects that will make any flat wall appear as if it was a constantly moving work of art.

The Oculus Quest 2 VR headset will take your gaming up a notch. Lighter and faster than its predecessor, this all-in-one headset boasts an incredible display with 50% more pixels along with redesigned controllers that "transport your movements directly into VR."