Microsoft's Surface Laptop 5 comes with an impressive 18-hour battery life that'll keep you going, even when there's no power outlet in sight. The laptop can even charge up to 9 hours of battery life in just 30 minutes!

The Microsoft Surface Laptop Studio is a boundary pushing laptop aimed at professionals. This powerful and lightweight 2-in-1 laptop boasts a cutting-edge design that allows it to seamlessly transition from laptop to tablet mode, depending on your needs.

Microsoft's latest 2-in-1, the Surface Pro 9 is available with either a Qualcomm-built SQ3 ARM processor or a 12-gen Intel Core processor and boasts a 13-inch 2880 x 1920 touchscreen with a 120Hz refresh rate.

No need for pricey and bulky appliances to experience sandwich bliss when you have this microwaveable sandwich press at hand. Simply place your sammich in toaster, close it up, pop it in the microwave, and set the time. It's that simple.

Embrace the overlooked charm with Middle Child Soap. Dye your hair purple, wear all black, and lather up with this amazing soap -- no one will notice anyway! Perfect for the middle child who's used to flying under the radar, even when smelling fabulous.

Give drivers a piece of your mind at the drop of a dime by outfitting your ride with this middle finger and hand wave car signal. The lights are compliant with traffic laws and can be easily installed in minutes and come with a handy remote for added convenience.

Display your liquor with style and attitude by storing it inside this middle finger decanter. This classy glass decanter has an eight-ounce capacity and comes on an elegant black base alongside a pair of quality whiskey glasses.

Flip off everyone without actually flipping them off by wearing this middle finger pocket cat shirt. The moment someone pisses you off, simply pull down the shirt pocket and the adorable kitty cat will flip off whoever is looking directly at you.

Midea U is the smart air conditioner you've been waiting for. 9x quieter than traditional units, this energy-efficient air conditioner can cool an area of up to 550 square feet and features a U-shaped design that allows you to open and close your window to keep noise out.