Everyone Poops is the ultimate guide to the inevitable. Packed with humor and charming illustrations, this book offers a lighthearted take on a universal experience. It's perfect for bathroom readers of all ages who embrace life's messier moments with a smile!

Give your booty some much needed TLC by pampering it with these exfoliating butt masks. These vegan-friendly masks are made with a variety of plant-based ingredients that will help combat the effects of gravity while leaving your ass as smooth as a baby!

Keep your little bundle of fur happy, cozy, and looking hilarious in this exotic pet blanket. It features a bright orange hue that makes it easy to spot and a detailed animal print that will transform your dog's lower half into that of an equally furry primate.

Fore-get everything you know about golf! The Exploding Golf Ball Prank packs max powder for max chaos. Looks real, hits like a puff of glory. Tee it up, watch the cloud erupt, and become the undisputed prank champ of the course.

Not even the heaviest sleeper in the world will be a match for this extra loud alarm clock. It runs silently with no ticking sounds so that you can sleep soundly yet comes with an extra loud ringer that cannot be snoozed.

Skip the crowded class and learn yoga the easy way by practicing on top of this extra-large and extra-thick 8mm instructional yoga mat. The ample surface comes covered with easy-to-follow illustrations depicting 150 different positions.

Keep those you love most safe when sh*t really hits the fan inside of this extreme above-ground emergency shelter. This bulletproof shelter is large enough to fit up to eight people and strong enough to withstand an EF5 tornado with winds in excess of 200 miles per hour.

Surprise a loved one with this Fuck It, I'm 50 Bucket List journal to make their fabulous 50s and onwards the best yet. It's full of humor and sarcasm and makes a perfect gift for your parents, friends, in-laws, and just about anyone with an adventurous spirit.

No need for bowls of potpourri to keep the crapper smelling springtime fresh when you have a bottle of "fuck that shit" classy toilet spray. Just a few spritzes are all it takes to neutralize even the foulest of human odors.