Keep the mess to a minimum during the prep stage by utilizing this catch-all grater for all your shredding needs. It features a plastic body with a stainless steel grater and even comes with a vegetable peeler and garlic grinder to further simplify the prep process.

Spend the year fawning over some sublimely happy kitties by hanging up a Cats on Catnip calendar on your wall. Each month cat lovers will be treated to hilarious and wildly adorable pictures of cats on the nip by renowned cat photographer Andrew Marttila.

Caulk condoms belong in every handyman's toolbox. These cleverly designed caps are remarkably simple to place on and can also be used to save all types of bottles and tubes in your toolbox or toolshed.

Turn that frown upside down by unleashing your creativity on Cheer The Fuck Up. This comical and profane coloring book for adults will "channel your disillusionment and penchant for profanity into creative works of gleefully sarcastic art."

Wrap your gifts in pure beefy brilliance. Each of the six 27" x 19" sheets is a mouthwatering masterpiece, perfect for birthdays, pranks, or confusing vegetarians. Guaranteed to make your presents look good enough to eat.

Fall in love with your favorite fast food staple all over again by satisfying your craving with a tube of cheeseburger paste. It was specially created for astronauts in the 70s and is just the thing for the adventurous foodie.

Combat the effects of your poor posture and sedentary lifestyle with this cervical frequency massager. It utilizes a combination of ultrasonic vibrations and high-frequency sounds to minimize the appearance of the hump that plagues office workers in the modern era.

Keep your energetic and curious kitty entertained for hours on end with the Cheerble cat ball. This must-own entertainment system for kitties contains three equally amusing games perfect for both small and medium breeds.

Keep your curious kitty entertained and active with the Cheerable interactive cat ball. Once touched, the bright red ball will being to roll automatically, requiring absolutely no apps or controls to operate, making your life that much easier.