Don't just make it rain at the strip club -- make it tropical storm -- with this quick dispensing cash cannon! Built for speed and performance, this baby will shoot your entire life savings all over the dance floor in record time as you make the worst decision of your life!

Spread a bit of holiday cheer to your favorite humbug by sticking this stripeless and flavorless candy cane in their stocking. This 3.1-ounce treat is impossibly plain, making this the perfect treat for anyone not fond of the holiday season.

Use your downtime to expand your knowledge base by perusing Stuff You Should Know. The duo behind the immensely popular Podcast by the same name have distilled their expertise on a wide spectrum of subjects for your enjoyment and intellectual stimulation.

There's no better way to start your day than with an incredibly delicious monster-sized stuffed pancake. With this kitchen appliance, you'll be able to quickly whip up picture-perfect stuffed pancakes that you can fill with anything your favorite toppings.

Wave goodbye to dieting when this stuffed waffle iron enters your life. The Wonderffle is the must-have kitchen appliance that lets you conveniently make Belgian-style waffles stuffed with your favorite foods inside of them -- making them ideal for breakfast, lunch, or dinner.

Feel secure no matter where you go with this stun gun knife strapped to your side. The unique design makes it remarkably easy to hold and wield, just like a knife, that way you can quickly deploy it in an emergency situation.

Quickly deter an attacker with this stun gun lipstick. It's disguised as a run-of-the-mill lip stick so that you can discreetly tote it in your purse and delivers a potent three million volt shock that will stop any threat dead on their tracks.

If a regular Maneki-neko brings good luck, this jacked-up version is bound to bring you a mountain of the stuff. This charming conversation starter is artfully crafted from resin and comes in a small size measuring 9.1" and a larger model measuring 12.6"

Spend quality time with your favorite Wookie by plopping down on this stuffed Chewbacca plush. This far-out jumbo plushie unfastens to reveal a spacious 30-inch pillow in the form of Chewbacca that will be perfect for lounging around on.