Something tells me that 90% of the time someone buys a Giant Inflatable Penis Costume, it's to give to someone else. But what's wrong with wanting to walk around dressed as a 7-foot tall penis yourself? I mean, I act...

This watch is such a formidable beast they had to name it a bull twice. In two different languages. The 60MM BullToro Analog is a timepiece for men of grandeur and power. And also for those who shouldn't be left alone...

No pain, no gain, right? More precisely, in the world of acupressure and Kkika's Rotating Acupressure Slippers, it's no pain, no relief of pain...

KEEN says, "There's unique, and then there's UNEEK." I say there's unique, and then there's F'ing weird. These sandals look like someone had a little too much time and a little too much paracord on his hands. But KEEN...

You can't put insoles in flip flops, but Superfeet has found a way to put flip flops in their insoles. Superfeet Outside Sandals bring the structure and contour that make feet feel good on the inside to the 360-degree...

How does a Dark Lord of the Sith stay warm and dry in the winter without sacrificing his menacing appearance? He calls musterbrand (who then calls a bunch of attorneys for licensing approval). Taking design inspiration...

The Hanskie is just a take on (rip of?) the Skuuzi Beer Glove, with one key difference: you can still get it. Skuuzis have been sold out or discontinued on my favorite provider of Prime shipping for ages now, but at printing...

These flashing finger LED gloves from Luwint can be used to get trippy at shows and raves, get in costume for stage performances, get spirited at sporting events, and get laughed off the road while riding a motorcycle...

Though slippers with headlights fall more into the novelty category, flip flops with headlights may actually be one of the more useful footwear innovations. Not quite up there with Marty McFly Nikes, but certainly superior...