Protect your hands and look tough as you beat down on grease build-up while wearing the tattooed dishwashing gloves. These pink latex beauties come adorned with classic "tough guy" tattoos emblazoned along the knuckles.

Get professional looking shots when you're out on the field by taking the portable pop-up lightbox studio in tow. This compact cube sets up in an instant and comes with built in LEDs to give your subject just the right amount of lighting.

Enjoy a little fresh air without having to scorch your skin under the unrelenting sun by taking shelter under the canopy swing bed. Ideal for any backyard, it provides a comfortable resting spot outside where you can enjoy the warm weather while stil

Inebriate your taste buds with the delightfully sweet taste of the whiskey filled chocolate bar. Wrapped in gold foil, this Swiss treat delivers a unique combination of good old American bourbon mixed with exquisite milk chocolate that'll satisfy any

Get a life-saving fire going in the most inhospitable and wet environments by using these stormproof matches. Ideal for the great outdoors, the matches burn for around 15 seconds and come in a durable, waterproof container with a built-in striker on

Fire your expensive personal trainer and get in the best shape of your life using these exercise flash cards as your guide. These fitness themed flash cards come with detailed illustrations of various workout techniques you can perform anytime, anywh

Prepare yourself for the coming apocalypse by training your eyes to spot the undead with the "Where's The Zombie" book. Like a "Where's Waldo with zombies", it comes chock full of gruesomely funny illustrations making it a perfect gift for any zombie

Create face-melting beats that'll drive every party goer crazy using this analog rhythm machine. This 16-step sequencer comes with 8 memory patches and allows for instant editing via the intuitive user interface - so you can mix, cut and slice loops

Fondle your furniture every time you need a little ambient lighting by flicking on the penis switch lamp. No matter what time of day it is, this cheeky fellow is always up for having his little switch flicked up and down and up and down - and oh god