First the fresh eyeballs offered at my local farmer's market, and now The Monster's Cookbook have reminded me: the season for Blood Smoothies and Severed Fingerling Potatoes is coming! Halloween parties...and party planning...and...

No good can come of consumers using 100% accurate real-time GPS tracking...except monthly subscription rates as low as $25 with no contract or activation fees! "Yahtzee!" says my Aunt Jan. Oh cousin Ricky, you poor bastard...

Do fellow airline passengers refuse to respect your personal space? Then Create A Space of your own. Got a seat mate who hogs all the space on the armrest? Create A Space for your elbow, and yours alone...

Now this is the kind of back-to-school backpack I'm talkin' about. Pure carbon fiber and leather on the outside, canvas with leather lining on the inside, plenty of storage, slim profile. And a bargain at under $1,000!...

I think the implication is that this is a Strong. Ass. Cup. A cup for men who twist off caps that aren't twist-off. For men who rip open Amazon Prime boxes with their bare hands. For men who inflate all 12 of the Annual...

Take a different kind of Buckshot with Buck Knives' Kinetic Series of throwers. The 3-piece set debuted at game time during one of Chuck Buck's church picnics in 2005, but the knives haven't been publicly available until...

The mountains of North Carolina know how to stay cool. I'm not sure if it's the Blue Ridge or the Smokys, but somewhere high above sea level, industrious minds in search of cold beer, free hands, and stylin' formalwear...

Yeah, forget frozen ice cream, I'm about to wear the FREEZE Bowl as a hat. Let's see if it can keep my head from melting for the same 30 to 45 minutes it says it will keep my scoops of Mint Chocolate Chip in their solid...

Here's that bionic arm you've always wanted. You don't even have to get rid of one of the ones you've got to use it. Unfortunately, all it's going to give you super, machine-like strength to do is chores around the house...