I don't really need While You Were Out Cold Notes to stick on my friend Cornelius when he passes out drunk. It's pretty clear what happened without a written explanation. At least as soon as he tries to stand up and finds...

Alright Mr. DeMille, the inside of my bellybutton, the middle pore on my left nostril, and the mole on my back I should probably get checked out are ready for their close-ups!...

No sneaking up and pouncing on the Mousr, kitteh! Petronics' interactive robotic cat toy has built-in sensors that detect and react to your pet automatically. The feather teaser on wheels has 3 different strategy selections...

Anyone who likes spicy foods and a challenge will be delighted to receive this carefully selected 5-pack of Death Nuts under the tree this year. And everyone else will be equally stoked for the post-gift-opening entertainment...

Uh, is it just me or did whoever did the photoshoot for this mobile laptop desk with adjustable tabletop and footrest nail it? From conception to execution, from stilettos up to hair down, I don't even really need a mobile...

Nevermind, Hotdogger, that no one's life is going to be lacking without a device that "drills" a hole in uncut hot dog buns so you can slip the dogs in condom-style and avert a condiment spurt while you're eating. I'm...

Wash down Mom's creamed spinach with a glass of bourbon, and then pick out the green nuggets that stayed behind with a Petschke Bourbon Barrel Toothpick. Petschke Picks, handmade in Crestwood, KY, are thick-cut straight...

You may have stellar beer drinking skills, but how are your beer tasting skills? Grab some cold ones and some friends Cornelius, and put your palate on the playing board for a few rounds of Unlabeled - The Blind Beer...

I've heard of an ass blaster, but an ass-wiper blaster? Toilet Paper Blasters, you and your Skid Shot have my undivided attention...