Don't know what to make for dinner? No worries! The "What The Fuck Should I Make For Dinner?" gets everyone off their asses and into the kitchen. You'll be able to whip up any fucking dish you wish like a goddamn pro by following the profanity laden

One up that hipster writing his avant-garde novel using a feather and scroll by candle light by using the Bluetooth typewriter keyboard. It features an old school design that simulates the tactile clicky feel of a vintage typewriter so you can write

Transform any part of your home into an impromptu guestroom using this comfy convertible bean bag chair. It comes filled with super soft shredded foam and can be easily stretched out into a full size bed that is large enough to accommodate two adults

Declare war on your fellow cubicle mates by launching annoying little projectiles at them using this toothpick crossbow. It measures just under five inches long - making it the ideal size for firing small projectiles like toothpicks and Q-tips.

Give your lawn ornaments something to smile about by placing this voluptuous stripper garden gnome on your quaint yard's main stage. Crafted from weather-proof resin, this curvy vixen is dressed in her skimpiest ensemble as she swings wildly on her p

Do we even need to elaborate here on why you need to buy this for your pup? It's a giant tennis ball. Look at this friggin' dog - he looks like he found his soulmate. Its got a 9.5" circumference, so it's a great gift for even the largest of breeds.

Avoid making a mess when you're painting your home by getting the job done with this drip-free paint roller. Simply fill the roller's hollow interior with your chosen paint, and the patented distribution system ensures an even coat with every roll.

This LEGO compatible adhesive tape turns nearly any surface into a versatile base for your LEGO creations. Compatible with LEGO, Mega Bloks, and Kreo blocks, the tape makes it possible to build on curved surfaces, vertical walls, and around corners.

Pepperheads, feast your eyes on the Carolina Reaper chocolate bhutlah! This package comes with 5 seeds so that you can grow your very own incredibly spicy Carolina Reapers with a strong floral aroma and a hint that lovely smoky taste.