Motorized Ice Cream Cone

Product Description

Say goodbye to dripping ice cream as you step into the future of snacking with the motorized ice cream cone. With the push of a button, the colorful and ... [Read more]

Top Reviews

This will save lives!
by alexander erkiletian (5 out of 5 stars)
January 26, 2015

.002% of all neck injuries occurr while bending one's neck to lick ice cream on a "manual" cone. The needless injuries in America ALONE amount to higher taxes for us all to cover the uninsured, ice cream fanatics who don't properly stretch prior to their ice cream consumption. These stats are based solely on vanilla!! I suspect the "rocky road" lobby has kept their product off the radar and I'm sure the numbers of neck injuries would shoot up significantly, possibly to .0025%. Buy this today! Save your children. Save yourself and call your congressman today and INSIST on having your insurance cover the cost of this fine product because it's costing them twice as much as it is now!!
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Looks and Works good.
by Austin Starowesky (4 out of 5 stars)
December 17, 2013

The only thing that keeps me from giving 5 stars is that it came in Purple when the picture shows Green. No big deal still works like a charm
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Such Fun
by Gra-na-na (5 out of 5 stars)
July 17, 2013

Bought as a fun present for my son-in-law. He loved the silliness of it. Then bought it for my friends grandson. It was the hit of the birthday party {5 year-olds).
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Don't Mind the Aftertaste
by Steve Skidmark™ (5 out of 5 stars)
May 21, 2013

This revolutionary ice-cream cone contraption stands poised to challenge "the beer hat" as one of the greatest time-saving products imagineered by humans in this or any other century, for those who like ice cream but remain unencumbered by outmoded notions of dignity or self-worth. This product meets a simple, perennial need: "How can I most readily get ice-cream out of a cone and into my mouth without the possibility of minor exertion, repetitive stress injury, or that sinking feeling I get when I fail to use my tongue to find the most melted parts." The answer is simple: let Hog Wild deliver the ice cream to YOU. "Let a fool hold his tongue and he will pass for a sage," quipped Publius Syrus in 42 BC. Sounds good, but I don't think it's sage advice for anyone in a long-term relationship when you consider the many roles played by this major muscle in the modern era. It's well known that the tongue is the single most overworked muscle in the human body, and there are new uses for it every day. Develop it! This is where Hog Wild's Motorized Ice Cream Cone really comes into its own. Apart from being a clever frozen dairy product delivery device, it's also a tongue toning workout tool par excellence. If "why did you stop" or "keep going!!!" are terms with which you're familiar, you'll want to add this fine unit to your collection of personal improvement products. I have five of these units and can report that they work well in a variety of demanding environmental conditions. A well-known spray paint company coined the tagline "No drips, no runs, no errors," but committed users of the Hog Wild Motorized Ice Cream Cone will soon learn to deliver these same benefits with or without ice cream.

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