Gothic Bastard Sword Umbrella

Product Description

Perfect for those rainy knights, this truly unique umbrella will vanquish all of those gloomy storms. The handle is styled upon our classic Gothic bastard sword, which was one of our most popular styles for many years. This full-size umbrella has auto-opening feature, measures an impressive 46 inches across and has a black exterior with a silver interior. The hilt is injected molded plastic with a metalized finish with a leatherette grip. A shoulder strap caring case is included, allowing you to be ready for any weather related battle. Made by Windlass Steelcrafts. Overall length: 39-1/2"

Features

• Handle is styled upon a classic Gothic Bastard Sword
• Full-size umbrella has auto-opening feature
• Measures 41 inches across when opened
• A shoulder strap carrying case is included
• Overall length: 39-1/2" Cross Guard: 9” Handle: 10-3/4"

Top Reviews

Not as advertised. Not a quality product. Poor customer service.
by crossalchemist (1 out of 5 stars)
December 19, 2014

The umbrella is not very high quality and is not as described.

The plastic handle feels super cheap and flimsy, I doubt that it will be able to stand up to much use.

The umbrella does NOT have "a black exterior with a silver interior" as it says in the description. It is all black and the fabric is quite thin.

Worse yet, the shoulder strap is worthless. There is no adjustment and unless your body is less than an inch thick it is not useable. It also can't be removed to be replaced with a human sized shoulder strap.

I've had $10 umbrellas from Walmart that are bigger, stronger, and better built than this. I am seriously considering a return.

UPDATE: The seller refused to pay for return shipping (which on this bulky item is expensive). I will post pictures and updates when I can. We'll see how long this thing lasts.
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No- it's not a real sword you walnut!
by Amazon Customer (5 out of 5 stars)
August 23, 2016

The strangest thing about walking around with a hilted umbrella is the amount of people who ask "Is that a real sword"? Clearly the correct question should be - "What is that - because clearly it can't be a sword". I mean come on- who walks around the mall with an actual broadsword on their back??

I've gotten so many compliments on how awesome this thing is. Where did I get it? Amazon - duh.

As an umbrella it's great. It's big, had zero problems with it since I bought it 2 years ago. It's just overall awsome.
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One Star
by Amazon Customer (1 out of 5 stars)
May 10, 2018

Product not the same as shown. Poorly made too
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Why anyone would complain that "this doesn't look like a real sword" is beyond me
by lagumorph (5 out of 5 stars)
October 28, 2016

Why anyone would complain that "this doesn't look like a real sword" is beyond me. It is an awesomely constructed umbrella that just happens to have a plastic sword handle and my husband loves to tell everyone that he "keeps a sword in the car". Great gift!
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Super Kool Umbrella
by Hawcules (5 out of 5 stars)
December 27, 2016

VERY hefty umbrella, not indestructible, but waaaayyyyy too COOL! I definitely feel knightly carrying this thing and like I have a real sword totting around. BE WARNED though, you will be questioned about the validity whether it is a real sword or not for the untrained eye. So just smile and play along and give the BIG reveal when the time is right ;)
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Sturdy and quite an eye catcher
by Repeat Customer; WA, USA (5 out of 5 stars)
June 23, 2018

Huge umbrella. Sturdy and quite an eye catcher.
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Five Stars
by D Branstetter (5 out of 5 stars)
February 3, 2016

Excellent.
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could be better
by Rory A Harvey Jr. (3 out of 5 stars)
July 22, 2015

Theirs a huge glue spot on the swords pummel and the stitching for the strap is weak. But aside from that it's good.
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Five Stars
by Casey (5 out of 5 stars)
October 29, 2015

Super cool!!
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The Knight in Shining Umbrella
by Laura (5 out of 5 stars)
September 13, 2015

What a fun idea! This umbrella is really big. It can easily fit 3 people under it! I bought it for my son who went off to college. He can now be the Knight in Shining Umbrella to help out his friends on rainy days!

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