Bald Eagle Fighter Pilot Shirt

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Show off your patriotism like a true red blooded 'Murican with the bald eagle fighter pilot t-shirt. Nothing says you're from the greatest country in the ... [Read more]

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Got more than i bargained for
by patrick bertain (5 out of 5 stars)
January 12, 2015

Awesome shirt, very patriotic. But they failed to mention that when you wear this Mountain Combat Stryker Adult T-shirt Tee, Chuck F'in Norris appears out of thin air. Startled the first time it happened I threw the shirt off and he instantly disappeared; like a ninja were to use a ninja vanish smoke ball. (the puff of smoke was not expected) After realizing what had happened I donned my newly purchased Mountain Combat Stryker Adult T-shirt Tee a second time, Chuck Norris appears again. I walked around my house and he would follow me with a glint in his eye and a smirk, every time Id look back at him.
I got into my car to drive to the local mall but he did not get in with me. Instead he ran next to my car as I drove, without breaking so much as a single bead of sweat, he kept up with me as I drove at freeway speeds. A car in the lane next to me started merging into my lane but right before the car would have smashed into me, Chuck threw himself between the two speeding masses of metal, and punched the car back into the lane it came from. Chuck looking back over his shoulder at me with that same glint and smirk then gave me a thumbs up, his leather glove with hanging tassels only amplified the intense situation I just witnessed.

After parking I proceeded to make my rounds to a few stores, receiving head nod after head nod and countless thumbs up from fellow pedestrians. Then... I saw them... the same group of bad guys who had kidnapped that family... from that one time... They leered at me with what I only could imagine were bad intentions to do "bad guy" stuff. The leader, wearing not one but 2 eye patches leaned forward to swing at me.... but was stopped by what sounded like a sonic boom!! It was the sound of Chuck Norris and his legendary roundhouse kick. The force of the kick had sent the bad guy more than 30 feet through the wall of the shop behind them! The other bad guys looked at Chuck and started pulling out various weapons from nunchucks to cattle prods, brass knuckles and metal chain. Chuck smirked, raised his arm and motioned to them and said "I don't initiate violence, I retaliate." And with that the bad guys charged. Norris stood his ground till the last second and with one blinding lightning fast roundhouse kick, sent all of the bad guys into the same hole made by their bad guy boss.

After the carnage a young child stood standing there, the top of his ice cream cone laid on the ground in front of him. With his jaw open in amazement. I walked over to him and took off my Mountain Combat Stryker Adult T-shirt Tee and put it on the child Chuck Norris appeared again standing next to the child. I knelt down to the child's eye level and said "I wont be needing this anymore" And walked away into the sunset, never to be seen again. I wrote this review on my way into the sunset.
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Expect changes in your kids.
by anonymous (5 out of 5 stars)
February 17, 2015

I bought this for my 8 year old son for Christmas. The second he put it on he started to complain of an itch on his lip. After an hour we noticed that hairs were actually sprouting on his upper lip. By dinner time he had a mustache and mutton chops. He now shaves every morning before school. I also noticed a few waitresses slipping him their phone numbers when we went to Chili's a few nights ago. I put a stop to that right away. My son suddenly has an addiction to Nascar and insists on saying the pledge of allegiance before every meal. His hobbies changed from video games and bike riding to baseball and pull-ups. Yesterday we pulled up behind a man with a "Hope and Change" sticker on his car and my husband had to physically restrain my son from jumping out the vehicle to teaching the man a lesson about "the constitution". All in all this is a great shirt. Just expect some changes if you get this shirt for you children. And be ready to spend a lot more on razors.
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Most American Shirt of All Time
by Amazon Customer (5 out of 5 stars)
September 16, 2015

At Disney World I caught a couple in front of me taking my picture with this bada$$ shirt on, while pretending to take a selfie. Yes, it's that awesome.
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Good quality and it fits great
by derek (5 out of 5 stars)
August 28, 2014

I don't think there is a T shirt that could be more American than this! Good quality and it fits great.
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WASH SEPARATELY!!!
by Amazon Customer (2 out of 5 stars)
August 15, 2016

Shirt is obviously an amazing design however when washed, the colors bled all over the rest of the laundry load permanently staining them red.
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Blasted My Face Like The Eagle's F-22 On Takeoff
by Austin Nagy (5 out of 5 stars)
February 18, 2016

Sit back and let me tell you the story of the century. The second I put this tank top on (in conjunction with my American flag swim trunks, mullet, American flag sunglasses, American flag bandanna, and "Obama Can't Ban These Guns" beer coozie covering a colder-than-my-ex's-heart Coors Lite), George Washington lept from his grave and dick-punched Osama Bin Laden in the throat. After high-fiving himself on Mount Rushmore, he rolled up outside my outside my house in an Abrams Tank and together we hit the town. We crashed through the front doors of a convenience store for another 30-rack of Coors blaring Born in the USA by the Bruce himself, we headed for the strip club where we got lap dances o' freedom from many a lovely lady. From this point forward we did nothing but wheelies everywhere we went, dirty-burning that Saudi fuel in my 1000bhp tank. We flattened a couple Priuses, slammed a few more beers, then headed back to my place for a barbecue where we had nothing but beer-fed ribs, sausage that tasted like freedom, and straight Lay's potato chips. We blasted Creedence Clearwater Revival for the rest of the night while we got friendly with the aforementioned strippers.

And that is the story of how I got a bald eagle scar permanently burned in to my chest from the red-hot dick of freedom that made this shirt.
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Not patriotic enough?
by John H (5 out of 5 stars)
September 18, 2014

At first glance, I thought, "nice shirt, but it doesn't seem patriotic enough." But then I learned that it wasn't made from normal cotton, but from shredded Russian flags. Flags shredded by the eagle's talons. The same eagle that then proceeded to fly over the Kremlin, and take a massive dump on Lenin's tomb.
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" like a bald eagle in a flight suit
by David (5 out of 5 stars)
October 28, 2014

Nothing says "Mission Accomplished!" like a bald eagle in a flight suit.
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I got this shirt for my brother to wear on ...
by Josiah Mackay (1 out of 5 stars)
November 5, 2014

I got this shirt for my brother to wear on the 4th of July when we went out. While out we were doing our usual wingman routine when he said, "Help me out Maverick" to which I responded" to which I replied, "Bogie on you right Goose." He then punched me in the nose and started yelling "I'M AN EAGLE!!" for 5 minutes. Please be my friend

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