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Product Description
Stay classy while still speaking your mind with these offensive business cards. With eight different types of insults included, you'll have an insult for a variety of situations. The offensive business cards include the following templates:- You smell- You suck at parking- Your tattoos are dumb- Your service is terrible (for waiters)- Santa isn't real- You're ugly- You're an idiot- Stop being a sissyEach of these templates is split up evenly over 100 cards total.Features
- Includes a variety of insults, from poor parking to horrible body odor
- 100 offensive business card total split up over 8 different templates
- Comes in a convenient card holder box for easy storage
Top Reviews
Everyone thoroughly enjoyed it.by Souljehr (5 out of 5 stars)
June 20, 2017
Gave as a white elephant gift at work holiday party. Everyone thoroughly enjoyed it.
Offensive Business Cards by ThisIsWhyImBroke
by mark (5 out of 5 stars)
July 25, 2019
Offensive Business Cards are VERY FUNNY
Just as advertised ....good quality, nice print, heavy card stock and delivered on time
thank you
Mark A
Hilarious and He loved it!
by Amazon Customer (5 out of 5 stars)
May 22, 2017
got it as a gift. Hilarious and He loved it!
Great gift!
by Mraff (5 out of 5 stars)
January 11, 2016
This was the hit of our Christmas party. I bought them for my brother, wounded veteran that complains if anybody parks in his handicap spot. He loved it. He even called me 2 weeks later to tell me again how much he loved them.
Perfect gift for your buddies!
by Eric Y (4 out of 5 stars)
February 5, 2016
This is exactly what it is when you purchase it. It has about 7 to 8 different cards that fit your typical situation. Perfect for a gag gift or for a friend who finds him/herself in situations where this would be necessary.
he LOVED them!
by Tyra C (5 out of 5 stars)
January 12, 2018
Bought for my brother for Christmas, he LOVED them!
You Suck at Parking!
by sea turtle mom (5 out of 5 stars)
October 30, 2017
Hahahaha! These are great!
you suck at parking, well I got news for you!
by Unbiased67 (5 out of 5 stars)
April 27, 2018
very fun cards, I hope nobody ever finds out who was leaving them around.
Great Product!
by HonestReviews (5 out of 5 stars)
April 24, 2017
Great Product! Very Funny!
Hilarious xD
by Austin (5 out of 5 stars)
February 12, 2015
These cards sure made my family/coworkers laugh. They are perfect for convenient double-parkers, or generally awful people. Use with caution.
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