Pizza Cologne

Product Description

Smell like obesity with the newest line of cologne from Demeter - the pizza cologne. This intoxicating fragrance will leave you smelling like a greasy ... [Read more]

Top Reviews

The scent for the garlic ho in all of us.
by remy5405 (5 out of 5 stars)
February 3, 2015

At first your like this is terrible.... Then you start getting hungry and now everyone in the room hates you even more then they did a moment ago. It's perfect.
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Too Powerful!
by William Robert (2 out of 5 stars)
December 12, 2014

This stuff is just too powerful - no, not the smell, I'm talking about it's effect on women. I mean, I like the smell of cologne and all, but the real reason I wear it is to attract the attention of the fairer sex. But this stuff isn't fair at all. When my purchase came in the mail, I immediately opened the box, took out the bottle and sprayed a few squirts on my nicest sleeveless Dale Earnhardt Jr. t-shirt. Then I decided to go down to the mall to see what kind of luck I might have. Nothing happened at first, so I started thinking that this was just going to end up being another over-hyped product I used my mom's credit card to buy online. But I was so wrong. This stuff must have a powerful time-release formula because I kept walking and suddenly scores of women were pouring out of the Lane Bryant with lustful looks in their eyes. There were tons of them. It was a literal stampeded of sexual tension. I can only imagine what would have happened if I had showered that day or paired the cologne with an adequate dose of deodorant. Fearing for my safety, I decided to turn and run. I hopped on my bike and huffed as fast as my Huffy would take me. I was in the clear, but just when I stopped to light another one of my Marlboro Basics, the herd caught up to me. I took off again and finally made it home. Unfortunately, the obstacle course of scrap metal and cinder blocks on my front lawn were no match for their determination. Luckily the broken down fridge outside the door distracted them just enough to give me time to get inside and lock the door. But I was far from out of the woods as my doublewide began rocking like a giant baby cradle. I hunkered down to wait it out, but these women showed no signs of giving up until they got their piece of the pizza man. Finally baby Jesus sent me down the inspiration I needed to save myself. I cricked open the window and yelled to the women that my neighbor, Ronnie, works at the Golden Corral and always brings home whatever is leftover at the end of the night. I felt bad for Ronnie as I saw the look of bad intention in their eyes, but at least I was safe. Once all of them were gone, I quickly mixed up some concrete and buried the bottle deep in the center. After it hardened, I took it down to the river and tossed it in. This stuff is just too powerful, there was no way I was going to risk letting it fall into the wrong hands.
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sometimes success smells like failure
by Pants (4 out of 5 stars)
January 14, 2016

This perfume smells like the inside of the Ninja Turtles' refrigerator. That might sound awesome, but "leftover pizza from four bachelor mutants who live in a sewer" isn't really the scent profile I was hoping for. Still, Demeter was successful: it DOES smell like pizza.
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Sad pizza lover
by Hmarie (1 out of 5 stars)
December 22, 2015

Bought a 1 fl oz of this. Extremely disappointed. I was expecting something along the lines of maybe a fresh pizza being pulled out of the oven or at least cheap cafeteria food pizza. Nope. It smells like someone put some spices and tomato sauce on a foot and just left it there for a few days. When I look up reviews for this I can't believe how many good reviews there are. Maybe I got like a tainted sample or something? :/ Anyways 1/5 stars, money would be better spent on an actual pizza.
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i bought this so all my food would taste like my favorite food
by Travis (3 out of 5 stars)
December 4, 2014

i bought this so all my food would taste like my favorite food...PIZZA! I attempted to spray it on my bowl of cereal this morning. Do not attempt to spray on food, it tastes like perfume.
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Pizza, yum!
by juliet jones (5 out of 5 stars)
August 15, 2016

Fun scent. Give to the pizza lover in your life.

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