Putin Riding on a Bear

Product Description

A shirtless Vladamir Putin riding a Russian Bear. We're not sure it can get much better than that! Known not only as the President of Russia, we see time and time again Putin is a man of the wilderness. He is often outdoors, horseback riding, fishing, or hunting exotic animals for science to be tagged and tracked. By exotic we mean Siberian tigers, polar bears, and grey whales; seriously how often do you meet a President who has handled these kinds of animals? Nature aside, Putin has made great strides in Russia, aiding in raising the middle class, lowering taxes, and eradicating national debt! This figurine of a shirtless Putin riding a bear is a great mad dictator themed gift. It represents Russia's fierce boldness throughout history, and the people's courage and desire to achieve. It is a perfect gift to yourself, or for the military friend, a politician, collectors, a lover of Russia, or any man or woman who is adamant about attaining their goals despite the folly of others. For anyone who believes riding a grizzly bear while shirtless should look as effortless as Putin makes it seem (while running a country and being totally kick-butt) this is for you. Truly a patriotic symbol that belongs on the desk of all true admirers of the glorious Russian leader.

Features

• Memorabilia of the majestic Vladimir Putin
• Figurine depicts shirtless President Putin riding effortlessly on Russian bear
• Renown Russian bear stands over the very shape of the nation and it’s colors
• Made from high quality resin material and hand painted
• Figurine not formally endorsed by nor affiliated with President Vladimir Putin

Top Reviews

Anytime I need to emphasis that I mean business, ...
by ArmoryDirect (5 out of 5 stars)
December 10, 2015

Anytime I need to emphasis that I mean business, I just pull out my Putin Riding a Bear. This will usually result in submission by the aggressor. My landlord was being a jerk while trying collect the lot rent. When I pulled this out, his drunk butt fell off my block step.This talisman will also make the ladies throw themselves on you. It's really not fair to them that this exudes so much testosterone. I mean really....what chance do they stand with this in your pocket?

Buyer beware! Do not carry this while wearing a lone wolf t-shirt. I made the mistake of doing that (because I forgot I had the Putin in my pocket) and there was almost a riot in the Walmart cigarette line. Thank goodness my wolf shirt got ripped off (maybe it leaped off to defend me...i will never know) and I was able to get away.
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Does it get any better, maybe trump riding a pig
by Emanuel Pilat (5 out of 5 stars)
October 1, 2016

Fast ship, good quality
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Not worth the cost
by SydRose (2 out of 5 stars)
January 21, 2019

For the price it is. I wish there was more detail. There's no indication that this is a collectors toy and the packaging was very damaged. I wish it was a more realistic price. Definitely not worth $80.
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Thought it was great until it fell apart
by Dave (1 out of 5 stars)
January 5, 2017

Thought it was great until it fell apart, too much money for how cheap it is...don't waste your time with this poor quality.
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Like inviting the FSB into your home.
by W. Michaels (5 out of 5 stars)
August 26, 2017

The eyes follow you ... all four of them.
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Superb
by Rogue IX (5 out of 5 stars)
July 12, 2019

Great decorative figure of The Man.
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Great product
by Amanda Senholzi (5 out of 5 stars)
August 26, 2015

I received my Putin on a Bear Action Figure today, and I am quite pleased. It is very realistic! The product came wrapped very nicely in bubble wrap and completely undamaged. This will make my gift recipient's day!
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Yep
by K. White (5 out of 5 stars)
February 7, 2016

What can I say? It's Putin on a bear...
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Vlad on Bear
by Michael B (5 out of 5 stars)
October 2, 2016

Gave this to a future Fulbright Scholar to add to her collection of world dictators, and I must say it will have a place of honor. The box itself is priceless.
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Received obvious return. One of the toy's legs was ...
by mark (1 out of 5 stars)
October 14, 2015

Received obvious return. One of the toy's legs was completely off and sitting at the bottom of the previously opened box. Will be returning and will post another review upon resolution. Was supposed to be a gift. Big disapointment.

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