Stretch The Truth Trump

Product Description

When you think of all the frustration that the modern world brings your way, you'll understand why many people across the globe are turning to Stretch Trump as the ultimate companion for stress management. We suggest keeping a Stretch Trump Action Figure in your glove box for those who listen to the news during their morning commute.

Features

• This is it, you’re so close to having your very own Stretch The Truth Trump! The worlds leading stress management toy for non pre-existing mental conditions.
• This Trump Doll stretches up to 4ft from head to toe and stands 12 inches tall when in honest composure. His head turns 45° left to right and maintains his signature unnecessary aggressive look.
• His body is comprised of 100% latex rubber and is fashioned in a blue suit and oversized tie so you know he means business.
• Thanks to years of KFC honey bbq consumption he is filled with a non-toxic corn syrup substance called maltose making him a perfect stretchy and squishy toy for adults and kids alike.
• All Stretch the Truth Trumps come in hilarious molded packaging making them a great collectable or gift for occasion where smiles in order.

Top Reviews

OMG TRUMP REALLY DOES STRETCH MORE THAN A $3 HOOKER!
by Tech-Guy (5 out of 5 stars)
February 12, 2019

I bought this for a YUGE TRUMP fan! He took it and put a rope around Trump's legs and tied it to a Chinese lawntractor and arms to a 2500hd 2005 Silverado. He yanked until the tractor's front end lifted off the ground!!!! HE FREAKING SURVIVED YHE STRETCH €€ðŸ¤¯ðŸ¤¯ðŸ¤£ Well made toy, better than the original stretch Armstrong toy of the early 80's I was a little mad at what he did with it (video to come shortly) because I gave as a gift, and I never would of believed him without proof.
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So much fun to have around.
by Amazon Customer (5 out of 5 stars)
November 23, 2018

The other day I wrapped Stretch the Truth Trump around the case of Cokes in our office fridge and put a sticky note on the box that read, "Coke Tariff In Effect." The next day I walked into the office kitchen to find Trump stretched across a map we have on the wall, one of his hands was pinned on Russia, a foot was pinned to North Korea, another foot to Saudi Arabia, and his other hand was pinned to Washington DC. A sticky note next to his face read, "Cool Kids Club." I have a feeling these Trump shenanigans aren't going to stop any time soon. I highly recommend this toy for any workplace or home that has a sense of humor.
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Stress relief toy, mid-day office therapy!
by molly (5 out of 5 stars)
December 10, 2018

This trump doll brings more joy to our office than we expected it would, but love starting every meeting recently over a little tug or squeeze with a co-worker!

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