Fore-get everything you know about golf! The Exploding Golf Ball Prank packs max powder for max chaos. Looks real, hits like a puff of glory. Tee it up, watch the cloud erupt, and become the undisputed prank champ of the course.

Not even the heaviest sleeper in the world will be a match for this extra loud alarm clock. It runs silently with no ticking sounds so that you can sleep soundly yet comes with an extra loud ringer that cannot be snoozed.

Skip the crowded class and learn yoga the easy way by practicing on top of this extra-large and extra-thick 8mm instructional yoga mat. The ample surface comes covered with easy-to-follow illustrations depicting 150 different positions.

Keep those you love most safe when sh*t really hits the fan inside of this extreme above-ground emergency shelter. This bulletproof shelter is large enough to fit up to eight people and strong enough to withstand an EF5 tornado with winds in excess of 200 miles per hour.

Surprise a loved one with this Fuck It, I'm 50 Bucket List journal to make their fabulous 50s and onwards the best yet. It's full of humor and sarcasm and makes a perfect gift for your parents, friends, in-laws, and just about anyone with an adventurous spirit.

No need for bowls of potpourri to keep the crapper smelling springtime fresh when you have a bottle of "fuck that shit" classy toilet spray. Just a few spritzes are all it takes to neutralize even the foulest of human odors.

When life gets you feeling like it's too much, reach for F*ck That: An Honest Meditation. This amusing self-help book will guide you through a stress-relieving meditation that's sprinkled with humor to help you unwind in a creative and joyful manner.

F*ck That's Hot is the cheeky and vividly illustrated cookbook that'll have you reaching for the milk with every meal. It's jammed with sixty mouthwateringly delicious yet incredibly hot and spicy meals guaranteed to knock your socks right off.

These F*ckin' A Sticky Notes will add a humorous touch to your mundane memos to those with a colorful vocabulary. The set comes with six entertaining notes featuring phrases like "surrounded by douchecanoes," "holy shitsnacks," and the timeless "Fuckin'-A!"