The first few sips from this innocent looking porcelain mug are pretty tame, but as you continue drinking things get a lot more exciting. What's that lurking in the murky depths of your morning coffee? It's a damn shark....

I was under the impression it would hold molten carbonite as it states clearly in the title this is a carbonite MOLD and it's very poorly constructed for this purpose. Secondly, it's SMALL. No, you can't put people in...

These make jello shots a lot simpler I guess. Slam the shot, eat the glass. In Australia, their version of lick it, suck it, slam it instead goes... squirt it, slam it, snort it. First, you squirt lemon juice in your...

I like to keep my beer almost slushy it's so cold. And I never disrespect wood. These double wall glasses are the perfect solution. They help insulate your drink from your fat, hot, grubby little hands while keeping your...

Cyrano de Bergerac's dream cups. When sippers tip their heads to take a drink, it appears they've grown a different nose and sometimes even a mustache. The pack includes a total of 24 cups, evenly divided between male...

I wonder what happens if you're choking on an ice cube? I think I would just calmly wait until it melted like a complete gangster. Though last week, I almost choked on my wad of 4 pieces of trident gum and went into hysterics...

Instead of sitting there with a scowl on your puss banging your knife and fork against the table, learn a little ancient Japanese craftsmanship with this set of origami napkins. At 40 per package, these should keep you...

This is pretty cool. Looks like it might provide a little better leverage than your average pizza cutter. The cutter has a removable shield for easy clean up and a stainless steal blade. Dishwasher safe (only way I know...

This toilet paper must first pass beneath the smoldering nostrils of the legendary dragon, ruler of the skies, defender of kingdoms, maker of kings, before... cleaning the brown bits off of your butt hole....