Those nights of binge eating and the haunting lure of a fridge filled with simple carbs and trans fats? Send them to their metaphorical death. Die leftover deep dish pizza! See how you like it in your gut, cookie dough...

I have to admit, I don't watch Dexter. But, I know he's a serial killer by day and a funeral home director by night. Wait... maybe I have that reversed and confused. It's Michael Anthony Hall at least right? Wait... Uh...

You're probably not going to fool your poli sci professor or law enforcement officers with this gimmick, but the Rx label will help authenticate your use of the term "medicine" as a synonym for "whiskey" when responding...

After I kill a deer, skin it with my bare hands, and eat its still beating heart, the last thing I wanna do is touch the raw meat. That's why I use these aptly named Bear Paw Meat Handlers when I handle my meat. Gone...

Win the favor of Daenerys Targaryen AND cover up the smell of weed in your bedroom with this Gothic dragon incense box. The smoke wafts from his nostrils and, when placed near papers or articles of clothing, he will breathe...

Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead? Naw, I'm doing just fine, Clark. And you'll be doing just fine too with these replica glass...

I'll skirt the obvious meat pounder jokes here. I do see a pretty nifty dual purpose tool though. I've never tenderized meat before cooking it, but this looks like it might make the job sort of fun. And, if someone breaks...

If you're like most people, the holidays drive you to drink. Predominantly hard liquor and predominantly straight up. This creates the perception that you are depressed, unstable, an alcoholic, or, worst of all, a Grinch....

Oooh, candy corn scented candles! Cooooo...wait. What does candy corn smell like again? Oh yeah. Candle wax. That makes the creators of these festive little treats either dirty con artists or ingenious capitalists. More...