Wash your hands in the most disgusting way possible -- with poop! These poop soap bars are a hilarious yet fully functional novelty item that will disturb guests in your home. And just like real poop, these bars of soap vary in shape, size, and corn consistency!

Relieve yourself in more than one way by taking aim at your least favorite politicians with these Pee-Litical Targets. You'll be able to project colored images of political figures like "Nervous Nancy", "Sleepy Joe", and last but not least, the "Angry Creamsicle."

Turn shower time into happy hour with the Shower Margarita Machine. This must-have bathroom accessory comes in a vibrantly and hilariously designed box measuring 11.25" x 9" x 3.25" and is guaranteed to create laughs.

This eye-popping fire breathing dragon table lamp will bring incredible ambient lighting into your young fantasy lover's room. This small yet fierce dragon lamp emits an explosive glow that will add instant ambiance to any part of the home.

Wrap your gifts in pure beefy brilliance. Each of the six 27" x 19" sheets is a mouthwatering masterpiece, perfect for birthdays, pranks, or confusing vegetarians. Guaranteed to make your presents look good enough to eat.

Ditch the paper and step up your desk game with this endlessly satisfying wooden rotary calendar. Just give the wheels a spin to set the month, day, and date. It is a stylish, tactile piece of functional art that means you will never have to buy another desk calendar again. Perfect for your home office or a classy gift.

Upgrade your kitchen with a dash of macabre charm. This skeleton head knife holder keeps your favorite blades organized and within reach while doubling as a conversation piece. It is the perfect blend of spooky and functional for anyone who thinks a standard wooden block is just too boring. Give your countertop some soul.

Some people treat the bathroom like a personal reading lounge. This wooden Toilet Timer, a little sand hourglass stamped with this is a bathroom, not an internet cafe, gently reminds them their throne time has limits, about 2 minutes of it. It is the perfect petty, hilarious gift for the dad, husband, or roommate who vanishes with their phone and reappears 25 minutes later. Cheap, useless, and genuinely funny.

Bring the best part of camping indoors, minus the bug bites and smoke in your eyes. This Campfire Smoke candle smells exactly like a crackling wood fire, all toasty embers and pine, hand-poured in the USA with plant-based wax. Light it on a rainy night and your living room turns into a cabin in the woods. A perfect gift for anyone who loves the outdoors but also loves their couch.