King Cobra says, "Rise and shine, Cornelius!" And, "Welcome home, She-Ra: Princess of Power!" And, "Whatcha workin' on, Tom from IT?" And, "Hey there, Mama...." Nah. I won't Life Size King Cobra Snake Statue my mama....

Wrestling with your sleeping bag on a night that's colder than a polar bear's toenails because the F'ing zipper is all caught up in the F'ing nylon F'ing mother F'er F'ing sucks. A similar number of F bombs are warranted...

Everyone and their dog can take a paddle 'round the water on Supflex's BigSup. This board is giant at 18' long x 7' wide, and has an equally giant load-bearing capacity of 1,550 pounds, which is 350 pounds more than the...

Transform your yard into an interactive game board using this giant checkers mat. This heavy duty mat measures ten feet all around and comes with large ten inch diameter red and black playing pieces that are lightweight yet durable.

Sled Legs are made in Canada. And that's your news for the day that contains no shock value, no potential for angering the masses, and nothing that makes you question how the hell we got here. In fact, it might be the...

Super Snow Socks aren't for the interminably cold feet of my girlfriend*, they're for the traction-challenged feet of my car that show up whenever winter drinks too much and then pukes it up all over the road just in...

Feed your little driver's need for speed by getting them behind the wheel of this battery powered drifting kart. This 24 volt ride can hit speeds of 12mph, run for 30 minutes on a single charge, and can be maneuvered into hair-raising spins and aweso

View King Neptune's vast underwater realm by heading out on this transparent kayak. This two person kayak features a see-thru 100% UV resistant polycarbonate hull that gives you a crystal clear view of everything going on underneath the surface.

Despite getting stuck with the descriptor "Mini Bike," Coleman Powersports' Trail 200U and 100U are not suitable gifts for kids. However, they are bomb diggity on fleek bae, or whatever the Snapchat teens are saying this...