Drinking is an integral part of getting through the winter. So is keeping warm. Why not kill two figurative birds with one metaphorical stone with the Mitten Flask? The classic mittens come with a 4 oz pouch hooked up to a bite valve in the thumb. It

Big Mouth Toys brings us The Cats Ass Salt & Pepper Shaker Set. Mm, yes, because what could be more appetizing that sprinkling some kitty's butt crusties onto your meal. That one cat has got five b-holes. What the hell, man? But seriously, guys - the

Dogsbutter is peanut butter specially formulated just for dogs. A jar of the stuff will set you back $10, which is expensive considering it's peanut butter for your dog. You know? Dog? Your furry family member WHO LIKES THE TASTE OF HIS OWN B-HOLE? W

You get home from work and soon after your cat greets you at the door, they are meowing for food. So what do you do? Make them work for it? Real nice. Stimulo is a cat activity and feeding station that is designed to slow down speedy eaters. I guess

Spice up your kitchen decor with these Guinea Pig Salt & Pepper Shakers! They're the perfect amount of weird and cute. Just my style. You can buy the ceramic shakers for $15. But why stop there? Get a hedgehog butter dish! Or a sugar glider sugar bow

Remember when I threw that party and we made fun crafts outta cat hair? Of course you don't you never showed up! You didn't even have the decency to RSVP. It's your loss though. I served cocktail wienies drenched in ketchup. Sooo good. But don't you

Get your furry friend ready for the boardroom by placing him in this dapper professional pet neck tie. It fits comfortably over the neck and comes in a stylish yet conservative striped pattern that's purrrfect for the corporate world.

Give your four legged friend a stunning blinged-out grill by playing fetch with them using this grinning pet ball. Each ball is made from BPA-free food-grade rubber and features a savory peanut butter flavor your dog is sure to love.

Unless you've got a good roach guy you can't afford not to pass up this deal for a pair bonafide Madagascar hissing cockroaches! Guaranteed to arrive alive and crawling each shipment includes your choice of male or female roaches.