Nothing feels better after a long and vicious divorce than celebrating the death of your marriage with an engagement ring coffin. Finely crafted from solid wood, simply put your ring in it, bury it upside down, pee on the grave, and pop a celebratory

Ensure your infant is in good health while they slumber by placing the Snuza baby movement monitor on him. The device clips over your baby's diaper waistband and vibrates to stimulate movement from your baby - if no movement is sensed, it emits an au

Show off the solar system with this glow in the dark underwear. Available in male and female styles, the glow in the dark underwear features stars, planets, moons, and asteroids reminiscent of the glow in the dark space stickers we all enjoyed from o

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Keep your furry best friend safe during nighttime walks by taking him out in this illuminated and reflective dog vest. The waterproof design comfortably fits a variety of different sized breeds, and comes fitted with LED fiber optics so you can custo

Discreetly carry your piece without creating a bulge by strapping on this women's concealed carry holster. It's made from gently tapered military-grade elastic to ensure a comfy fit and is designed to hold up to 4 compact weapons and 3 magazines.

Discreetly carry around a handy blade without arousing suspicion by wearing this circle knife necklace. It features a sturdy stainless steel handle and comes with a unique locking mechanism so the blade won't ever accidentally slip out while you're w

Protect your furry friend when traversing over rugged terrain by putting him in these pet trekking boots. They not only look stylish and fit comfortably, but safeguard against abrasive surfaces and help insulate the paws against extreme temperatures.

Keep yourself from drowning in the pussy next time you find yourself plunging into a revitalizing muff-dive by wearing this glow in the dark pussy snorkel. With this handy contraption you'll be able to perform uninterrupted cunnilingus with ease.