A while back author and apparent weiner-juice enthusiast Paul Photenhauer gave us Natural Harvest: A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes, a cookbook with recipes using semen. But there was something missing: a cocktail to pair with those jizzy dishes.

Want to fool your friends into thinking you invested in some really great grapes for the evening? No one would suspect there would be box-style wine in a glass that features a base crafted to look like the Eiffel Tower, right? Keep shit absolutely cl

You get home from work and soon after your cat greets you at the door, they are meowing for food. So what do you do? Make them work for it? Real nice. Stimulo is a cat activity and feeding station that is designed to slow down speedy eaters. I guess

Because the world is my oyster decanter, here's a Etched Glass Globe-Shaped Decanter. It's for BOOZE. Jk, it's for fancy drank. Sooo... spirits? First you fill the globe with fine brandy, port, or wine. Then, spin the globe to aerate! Damn, that's cl

Because the apocalypse is inevitable and bacon is all some of us have to live for, there's Canned Bacon. A case of 12 will set you back just under $160, but that's a small price to pay knowing that, even though the world as we know it is crumbling ar

Because nothing says "Thug Life" like a novelty ice cube tray, Home Clever is selling this Hip Hopsicle Ice Cube Tray. There are 4 shapes in the mold - a boombox, microphone, turntable and a dolla-dolla bill sign. The product site claims that these i

Like bicycling? Have a death wish? Then you definitely want this Bike Mount Holder for the iPhone! It attaches directly to your bicycle handlebars and distracts you with the ability to text while you drive into oncoming traffic. Ah yes, I can see it

The best kind of milk is chocolate. The second best kind of milk comes from your mother's teat is the kind that's made after being contaminated with sweet, sugary cereal. But now you don't even NEED cereal to acheive that delicious taste thanks to th

OMG, Barbie be barefoot and pregant, yall! Jk jk, it's actually some kind of bizarro world Barbie doll who is capable of getting pregnant because I'm assuming she's actually got privates. Still no nipples though! Well, you know what they say: you can